re: Dating Board: Which date is it when the girl sleeps with you? (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:20 pm to fightin tigers)
I knew someone would eventually ask this.
You see, when I decided to leave rack room shoes to go to Nike, I started feeling thirsty. I went to the first vending machine and almost got a coke, but I've been watching my figure and opted for a diet coke. Well that machine was out of diet cokes. So I went to the next one down, which was also out. Repeated this til I got to the one by old navy, which was also out, but then I made conversation with this cutie. I decided to just buy a regular coke because I didn't want her to think I was a fig for drinking diet coke.