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Breesus 
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Member since Jan 2010
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| Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:17 pm)
So last night my girlfriend says she wants to ask me something, but i have to promise to be open to anything. I said ok and she said she wanted to start playing with some toys in the bedroom. I was a little wary, but agreed. She made me close my eyes. She went to the closet and opened it and I heard her opening some packaging material. She said ok open them. There it was. I was shocked, but excited. It was a big battery powered fully operational death star. I bullseyed her womprat for hours. Next week she said i can put my mightymax in her pollypocket.
Anyone else have experience putting your floam in your ladies koosh?
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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
13275 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:18 pm to Breesus)
Are you telling us you had sex with a butt plug in?
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WARTIGER2004 
Auburn Fan
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Member since Aug 2011
2498 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:19 pm to Breesus)
 
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Nortizzle 
USA Fan
Member since Nov 2006
16172 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:20 pm to Breesus)
Enjoy the aids
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BRgetthenet
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2011
21850 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:20 pm to Breesus)
I keep my Legos under the bed.
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Legendairy 
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
1165 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:20 pm to Breesus)
You have a small penis
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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
37607 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:20 pm to Breesus)
Oh fleshlight, my fleshlight, so stalwart and so true
A comfort when I'm all alone, with nothing esle to do
You never ask me where I've been, when I stumble in so late
You don't demand we cuddle, or go out on a date
Oh fleshlight, sweet fleshlight, you never once said no
Or that you had a headache, or that you're on your flow
So quiet and demure you are, with little tufts of hair
And Even if I stink like booze, you never seem to care
Oh fleshlight, pink fleshlight, your insides feel so fine
And if I'm feeling frisky, I can do you from behind
All you ever do is give, and never do you take
Alas, you would be perfect if you could a sammich make
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eScott
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2008
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| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:23 pm to Breesus)
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FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
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| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:24 pm to Legendairy)
quote:
You have a small penis
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HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
6283 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:24 pm to Breesus)
I guess you're back from Christmas break, huh?
Are you sure that she didn't get with some bbc while she was on break?
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Too Frat To Care
New Orleans Saints Fan
PMAC
Member since Mar 2011
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| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:28 pm to Breesus)
 
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gotdatBBC
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2013
50 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:30 pm to HarryBalzack)
i cant promise anything
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coolpapaboze 
Nebraska Fan
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
7024 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:30 pm to Breesus)
Buzz Lightyear seems like a great name for a vibrator.
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Gtothemoney
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Sep 2012
1232 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:38 pm to coolpapaboze)
In 2 weeks, y'all will be fighting over the dildo. Guaranteed!
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HeadSlash 
Army Fan
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Member since Aug 2006
27286 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:38 pm to Breesus)
Did she use lube or did she go in dry?
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TigerNlc
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2006
10331 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:42 pm to Breesus)
You don't know how to do the sex right.
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DollaChoppa 
North Carolina St. Fan
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Member since May 2008
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| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:43 pm to Breesus)
What?????
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CajunRevolution
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2009
28816 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:44 pm to Breesus)
I have no idea what you're talking about. Did y'all role play Star Wars?
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yurintroubl
New Orleans Saints Fan
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
22223 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:46 pm to Breesus)
quote:
It was a big battery powered fully operational death star.
The "death star" I've heard of is not something you'd want done mechanically.
ETA:
Hell... It's not something I'd even want done MANUALLY.
This post was edited on 1/6 at 6:49 pm
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TheFolker 
Kentucky Fan
Member since Aug 2011
1918 posts
| re: Using toys in the bedroom (Posted on 1/6/13 at 6:50 pm to Breesus)
Prepare your anus!
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