Breesus New Orleans Saints Fan House of the Rising Sun Member since Jan 2010 40323 posts
Using toys in the bedroomPosted by Breesus on 1/6/13 at 6:17 pm
So last night my girlfriend says she wants to ask me something, but i have to promise to be open to anything. I said ok and she said she wanted to start playing with some toys in the bedroom. I was a little wary, but agreed. She made me close my eyes. She went to the closet and opened it and I heard her opening some packaging material. She said ok open them. There it was. I was shocked, but excited. It was a big battery powered fully operational death star. I bullseyed her womprat for hours. Next week she said i can put my mightymax in her pollypocket.
Anyone else have experience putting your floam in your ladies koosh?
Oh fleshlight, my fleshlight, so stalwart and so true A comfort when I'm all alone, with nothing esle to do You never ask me where I've been, when I stumble in so late You don't demand we cuddle, or go out on a date Oh fleshlight, sweet fleshlight, you never once said no Or that you had a headache, or that you're on your flow So quiet and demure you are, with little tufts of hair And Even if I stink like booze, you never seem to care Oh fleshlight, pink fleshlight, your insides feel so fine And if I'm feeling frisky, I can do you from behind All you ever do is give, and never do you take Alas, you would be perfect if you could a sammich make