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Breesus
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Using toys in the bedroom



So last night my girlfriend says she wants to ask me something, but i have to promise to be open to anything. I said ok and she said she wanted to start playing with some toys in the bedroom. I was a little wary, but agreed. She made me close my eyes. She went to the closet and opened it and I heard her opening some packaging material. She said ok open them. There it was. I was shocked, but excited. It was a big battery powered fully operational death star. I bullseyed her womprat for hours. Next week she said i can put my mightymax in her pollypocket.



Anyone else have experience putting your floam in your ladies koosh?







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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


Are you telling us you had sex with a butt plug in?





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wartiger2004
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Nortizzle
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


Enjoy the aids





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BRgetthenet
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I keep my Legos under the bed.





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Legendairy
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You have a small penis





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fr33manator
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Oh fleshlight, my fleshlight, so stalwart and so true
A comfort when I'm all alone, with nothing esle to do 
You never ask me where I've been, when I stumble in so late 
You don't demand we cuddle, or go out on a date 
Oh fleshlight, sweet fleshlight, you never once said no 
Or that you had a headache, or that you're on your flow 
So quiet and demure you are, with little tufts of hair 
And Even if I stink like booze, you never seem to care 
Oh fleshlight, pink fleshlight, your insides feel so fine 
And if I'm feeling frisky, I can do you from behind 
All you ever do is give, and never do you take 
Alas, you would be perfect if you could a sammich make 






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eScott
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FenrirTheBeard
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


quote:

You have a small penis








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HarryBalzack
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I guess you're back from Christmas break, huh?

Are you sure that she didn't get with some bbc while she was on break?






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Too Frat To Care
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gotdatBBC
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i cant promise anything





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coolpapaboze
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Buzz Lightyear seems like a great name for a vibrator.





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Gtothemoney
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


In 2 weeks, y'all will be fighting over the dildo. Guaranteed!





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HeadSlash
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


Did she use lube or did she go in dry?






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TigerNlc
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You don't know how to do the sex right.





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DollaChoppa
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


What?????





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Cajun Revolution
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Did y'all role play Star Wars?





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yurintroubl
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re: Using toys in the bedroom


quote:

It was a big battery powered fully operational death star.


The "death star" I've heard of is not something you'd want done mechanically.

ETA:

Hell... It's not something I'd even want done MANUALLY.



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TheFolker
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Prepare your anus!





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