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Walt OReilly
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re: Worst motel/hotel experience you have had?


nothing special really

away game in gainesville...stayed at a POS motel...each night we would stack all the furniture against the door...parked the car at a bank a couple blocks away

hate that city






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accnodefense
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re: Worst motel/hotel experience you have had?


Roger wins





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accnodefense
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re: Worst motel/hotel experience you have had?


Honestly though with hotwire and priceline and kayak there is no reason to stay in a dive motel, I can get good 3 or 4 star rooms for like $50





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JDM1992
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Y.A. Tittle
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I was in college and my friend and I were visiting a buddy of ours in Memphis. We were all out partying on Beale St. and our buddy who we were visiting left for a minute to grab his lady friend. He was hammered. 3 hours later no sign of him. We get a cab back to his apt and see his car rammed into the back of a taxi cab on the way home. He was in jail and his apartment was locked, we had no place to stay. Being the drunk 19 year olds that we were, we called a cab and told the driver to "take us to the cheapest hotel in Memphis!" Worst decision ever. Ended up staying at a place in the middle of Orange Mound called the Lamplighter Inn. Checked in at 3:00am. Don't even wanna talk about it but we're lucky to have gotten out alive.


I'm pretty sure I stayed in this same exact dump under almost identical circumstances about 20 odd years ago.






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Ben Dare
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CONUS - without a doubt, PCB, FL. Sandpiper Beacon. - Some drunk chick crawls up/or down to our balcony, into our room then hops in bed with my future ex-wife and I.

Most think that'd be sweet,.. double down and score.... and I did too considering her natural flotation devices, that is, until she started to puke.

I did get to see side boob when I shoved her out of the door but it couldn't help the horror of the experience, or the devil's (my ex) mind. Had I known then what I know now, I'd have shoved myself out the door with the drunk chick.

OCONUS - most would never believe but it involved almost 37000 Baht, 4 (verified) hookers, and... well, anyone who'd been to Pattaya might






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redneck
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Went to Houston senior year of HS to get fake ID's. Of course we just booked the cheapest room. Was in the Mexican ghetto, burglar bars on the windows, holes in the walls, toilet was broke in half, fights all night in the parking lot. We thought we were cool and brought weed, it's a good thing because we were too scared to leave the room and go use our new ID's





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Topwater Trout
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I went to the sandpiper 5 or 6 years ago. What a dump.





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Kafka
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Anyone here ever stay at the legendary Chelsea Hotel?



I stayed there

Once






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RogerTheShrubber
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quote:

Roger wins



Also stayed at this place called the Big Su Lodge (Big Susitna River) near Talkeenta one cold winter night because I was drunk and nothing else within a hundred miles or so.

I couldn't find the toilet so I peed in the sink, woke up the next morning to find there was no plumbing hooked up to the sink, so I had frozen piss all over the floor. I wouldn't classify it as a bad experience though because I had one hell of a time drinking at the lodge that night and was thankful for a place to stay.






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Guess
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I was in Glen Burnie MD doing some training for work. The hotel where the class was being held was full, so I ended up at a quality inn or some other second tier major chain hotel that was close to place where the conference was. When I got there the entire hotel was being remodeled and everything looked trashed. Most of the remodeling didn't bother me so much, but having to map out 3 different routes to my room over 5 nights because of painting and even then sometimes walking over still damp paint bothered a little. The fact that the room itself looked like shite bothered me more, and on the last night while I packing up to leave I look around the room to make sure I'm not leaving anything, and under the bed is a piece of thin glass with white residue on it. There was an Oregon state trooper in the same class that I was in so I let him see it the next morning and yep a piece of crack pipe was under the bed the whole time. I don't even want to think of what else was in that room if they missed a fricking crack pipe.


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Spankum
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I couldn't find the toilet so I peed in the sink, woke up the next morning to find there was no plumbing hooked up to the sink, so I had frozen piss all over the floor



you have some experiences, man!....






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East Coast Band
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A motel at the beach we stayed with a group from high school was bad enough before, but then one of the guys got so drunk he projectiled vomit all over the walls, sheets, and floor.
of course he pulls this stunt when the place was booked and late at night, so the other three of us slept in a small honda civic for the night.






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RogerTheShrubber
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I couldn't find the toilet so I peed in the sink, woke up the next morning to find there was no plumbing hooked up to the sink, so I had frozen piss all over the floor



you have some experiences, man!....



They did have the best breakfast you will ever eat though.

The "lodge" had strippers once a month during the winter. Friend of mine owned it. You would have these 70 year old trappers and their wives partying with strippers in the middle of nowhere...


Girls said they made more money there that one night a month than anywhere.




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VOR
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Three of us were traveling through Florida for spring break. Loaded to the gills. Anyway, we pulled over to this little roadside motel near St. Augustine. Looked cheap but that was okay. Some grizzled old fricker hands us our key and it looked sort of small. The fricking doors were locked by padlock. Two small hand towels in the room. When we asked for more he told us to go frick ourselves and get a haircut. Roaches . . . sorry, Palmetto Bugs . . . the size of Volkswagens.





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JDM1992
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WG_Dawg
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The pics don't give it justice


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Well I would hope that's the case.






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CE Tiger
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when I was subbed out to BP doing work during the oil spill I stayed at a place in Mobile called the Mobile Bay Adventure Inn. Place was a fricking dump. Absolutely terrible. Room was hard to breathe in it reaked of smoke so bad, bed sheets had cigarette burns, and the fricking lock barely worked. Thought id get murdered in my sleep. Basically went to the bar all night got hammered, came back to the room, had to move the desk across the door and passed the frick out. worst.hotel.ever.

pretty sure i have a review of that shithole as a thread on here






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15sammy34
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I found a dead mouse outside a room once.

That's all I've got. I've never stayed in a shitty motel.






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wegotdatwood
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Howard Johnson in Conway, AR





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