CONUS - without a doubt, PCB, FL. Sandpiper Beacon. - Some drunk chick crawls up/or down to our balcony, into our room then hops in bed with my future ex-wife and I.
Most think that'd be sweet,.. double down and score.... and I did too considering her natural flotation devices, that is, until she started to puke.
I did get to see side boob when I shoved her out of the door but it couldn't help the horror of the experience, or the devil's (my ex) mind. Had I known then what I know now, I'd have shoved myself out the door with the drunk chick.
OCONUS - most would never believe but it involved almost 37000 Baht, 4 (verified) hookers, and... well, anyone who'd been to Pattaya might