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dustinm27  LSU Fan Prairieville Member since Oct 2008 2322 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:22 pm to redneck)
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I always sit at the bar and play video poker and get hammered
this. and three card poker
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Tiger n Miami AU83  Auburn Fan Miami Member since Oct 2007 25200 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:22 pm to redneck)
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I haven't lost in well over a month
I went about 3.5 months without losing from late last year through early 2012. Probably up about $8-9k. Probably finished last year down $7-$8k. And probably got about $2k of entertainment and comp value out of it. I can afford it, but I'm cutting back on the casino next year. Both in Miami and Vegas. I know I'm gonna lose at the casino. It is just a question of whether the entertainment value and comps are worth it, which all depends on how much a lose. A couple of $k a year is worth it. $5k-$10k is not. For me at least.
This post was edited on 12/31 at 1:23 pm
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Aspercel  LSU Fan Member since Jan 2009 34148 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:22 pm to redneck)
I love people who play slots at the racetrack casinos. They keep losing so purses (for the races) stay good 
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Tiger Ryno  USA Fan The Brain Trust Member since Feb 2007 35984 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:23 pm to redneck)
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Blackjack is where it's at son
IDIOT. keep playing and get back to us
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redneck  New Orleans Saints Fan TEXAS RANGERS FAN Member since Dec 2003 45993 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:23 pm to Southern Farmer)
If you can't win money at a casino you are a dumbass, I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time
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Boats n Hose  LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Apr 2011 30152 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:24 pm to redneck)
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Ask the pod if I am in negatives son, many a thousands positive
Talk to me in 20 years or so and see if you're still up 
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Salmon Montana Fan On the trails Member since Feb 2008 17810 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:24 pm to redneck)
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I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time

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Tiger n Miami AU83  Auburn Fan Miami Member since Oct 2007 25200 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:25 pm to redneck)
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If you can't win money at a casino you are a dumbass, I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time
STFU you fricking retard. I play perfect BJ strategy everytime I go. All it does is limit my losing and cut the house adv to <2%. You are a dumbass, liar, or probably both.
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redneck  New Orleans Saints Fan TEXAS RANGERS FAN Member since Dec 2003 45993 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:25 pm to Tiger Ryno)
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Posted by Tiger Ryno quote: Blackjack is where it's at son IDIOT. keep playing and get back to us
I had to pay taxes on my winnings last year, so yeah no problem
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Jones  New Orleans Saints Fan Member since Oct 2005 43154 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:25 pm to Cosmo)
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Yeah but a lot of them are playing max bet on quarter and dollar machines.
not at laeburge. penny slots and they just want free drinks
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Southern Farmer  USA Fan The Delta via Oxford Member since Jul 2012 2814 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:25 pm to redneck)
I guess you're cool. But some people are dumbasses and lose everytime. I'm not gonna risk my money there, I'm prolly a dumbass who would lose. 
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link Member since Feb 2009 7108 posts
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| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:25 pm to redneck)
you counting cards, rainneck?
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redneck  New Orleans Saints Fan TEXAS RANGERS FAN Member since Dec 2003 45993 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:26 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83)
Hold on while I upload a pic from last night
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The Dude's Rug  LSU Fan Fourside Member since Nov 2004 3583 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:27 pm to redneck)
Where its at is when they have Blackjack and three-card at the same table, just bet separate for each. I believe three-card pays 9:1 so you rack up the chips quick.
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Tiger Ryno  USA Fan The Brain Trust Member since Feb 2007 35984 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:27 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83)
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You are a dumbass, liar, or probably both
haha, you clearly don't understand who you are talking to here. this is a regular Lefty Rosenthal. a real sharp.
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Tiger n Miami AU83  Auburn Fan Miami Member since Oct 2007 25200 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:28 pm to redneck)
Don't waste your time. I can upload a pick of a $5,000 casino chip or a strap of $5k in cash from the casino. Doesn't mean anything.
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Kafka  New Orleans Saints Fan too wrong; didn't lead Member since Jul 2007 58942 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:29 pm to redneck)
A casino makes 80% of its money from slots Table games are there mostly to give the impression it's some kind of Monte Carlo experience instead of nothing but pathetically shoving money into a machine
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redneck  New Orleans Saints Fan TEXAS RANGERS FAN Member since Dec 2003 45993 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:29 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83)
Needed $1,000 to pay off the honeymoon, walked in with $80 in cash, out with $1,100 after a generous tip
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link Member since Feb 2009 7108 posts
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| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:32 pm to redneck)
definitely yea, definitely 246 toothpicks. uh oh, fifteen minutes to Wapner.
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Southern Farmer  USA Fan The Delta via Oxford Member since Jul 2012 2814 posts

| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:33 pm to redneck)
Nice! 
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