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dustinm27
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Member since Oct 2008
2559 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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I always sit at the bar and play video poker and get hammered


this. and three card poker






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Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn Fan
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
31807 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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I haven't lost in well over a month


I went about 3.5 months without losing from late last year through early 2012. Probably up about $8-9k.

Probably finished last year down $7-$8k.

And probably got about $2k of entertainment and comp value out of it. I can afford it, but I'm cutting back on the casino next year. Both in Miami and Vegas.

I know I'm gonna lose at the casino. It is just a question of whether the entertainment value and comps are worth it, which all depends on how much a lose. A couple of $k a year is worth it. $5k-$10k is not. For me at least.



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Aspercel
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2009
36693 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


I love people who play slots at the racetrack casinos. They keep losing so purses (for the races) stay good





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Tiger Ryno
USA Fan
The Brain Trust
Member since Feb 2007
46686 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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Blackjack is where it's at son


IDIOT. keep playing and get back to us






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redneck
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Member since Dec 2003
46475 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


If you can't win money at a casino you are a dumbass, I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time





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Boats n Hose
LSU Fan
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
33686 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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Ask the pod if I am in negatives son, many a thousands positive

Talk to me in 20 years or so and see if you're still up






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Salmon
USA Fan
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
25070 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time








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Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn Fan
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
31807 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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If you can't win money at a casino you are a dumbass, I get hammered drunk and still win almost every time


STFU you fricking retard.

I play perfect BJ strategy everytime I go. All it does is limit my losing and cut the house adv to <2%.

You are a dumbass, liar, or probably both.






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redneck
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Dec 2003
46475 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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Posted by Tiger Ryno quote: Blackjack is where it's at son IDIOT. keep playing and get back to us


I had to pay taxes on my winnings last year, so yeah no problem






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Jones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2005
51330 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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Yeah but a lot of them are playing max bet on quarter and dollar machines.


not at laeburge. penny slots and they just want free drinks






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Southern Farmer
LA-Monroe Fan
Greenville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
3070 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


I guess you're cool. But some people are dumbasses and lose everytime. I'm not gonna risk my money there, I'm prolly a dumbass who would lose.





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link
carpenter bee death count: 6
Member since Feb 2009
12321 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


you counting cards, rainneck?





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redneck
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Member since Dec 2003
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re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


Hold on while I upload a pic from last night





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The Dude's Rug
LSU Fan
Gerdzfa
Member since Nov 2004
7875 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


Where its at is when they have Blackjack and three-card at the same table, just bet separate for each. I believe three-card pays 9:1 so you rack up the chips quick.





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Tiger Ryno
USA Fan
The Brain Trust
Member since Feb 2007
46686 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


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You are a dumbass, liar, or probably both


haha, you clearly don't understand who you are talking to here. this is a regular Lefty Rosenthal. a real sharp.






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Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn Fan
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
31807 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


Don't waste your time. I can upload a pick of a $5,000 casino chip or a strap of $5k in cash from the casino.

Doesn't mean anything.






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Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
too wrong; didn't lead
Member since Jul 2007
68622 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


A casino makes 80% of its money from slots

Table games are there mostly to give the impression it's some kind of Monte Carlo experience instead of nothing but pathetically shoving money into a machine






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redneck
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Member since Dec 2003
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re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos





Needed $1,000 to pay off the honeymoon, walked in with $80 in cash, out with $1,100 after a generous tip






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carpenter bee death count: 6
Member since Feb 2009
12321 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


definitely yea, definitely 246 toothpicks. uh oh, fifteen minutes to Wapner.





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Southern Farmer
LA-Monroe Fan
Greenville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
3070 posts

re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos


Nice!





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