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joey barton
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 6:56 pm to Gmorgan4982)
Drunks aren't enjoyable to be around, tbf
ETA: i.e. it's not really the board's biggest drunk award
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Gmorgan4982 
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:01 pm to joey barton)
1. Yes it is
2. If not, it's probably the Best Vote-Buyer Award
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joey barton
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:03 pm to Gmorgan4982)
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Wait For It...
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Member since Jun 2012
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:31 pm to joey barton)
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THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that has the hardest time with zippers
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WarSlamEagle 
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:42 pm to Wait For It...)
CLUB LEVEL:
Best Team: FC Barcelona
Most Entertaining Team: Borussia Dortmund
Most Underrated Team: Juventus
Most Disappointing Team: Liverpool
Match of the Year and Best Comeback: Manchester City 3, QPR 2
Biggest Upset: Celtic 2, FC Barcelona 1
INTERNATIONAL LEVEL:
Best Team: Spain
Most Entertaining Team: Germany
Most Underrated Team: United States
Most Disappointing Team: Netherlands
Match of the Year and Biggest Upset: United States 1, Mexico 0
Best Comeback: Sweden 4, Germany 4
PLAYERS:
Best Player and Best Forward: Lionel Messi
Most Underrated Player: Michael Bradley
Most Overrated Player: Hulk
Best Player Not at a Big Club: Michu
Best U-21 Player: Mario Gotze
Best Goalkeeper: Iker Casillas
Best Defender: Vincent Kompany
Best Midfielder: Andres Iniesta
Goal of the Year: Zlatan's Bike vs. England
POSTERS:
The MLS All-Star and The Wenger: LSUSOBEAST1
The Finn, The Baby Bradley, The Swagotelli (shared) and The StuBear: glassman
The Chastain, The Ultra and The Marquez: TN Bhoy
The Swansea and The Chicharito: WarSlamEagle
The Swagotelli (shared): S
The Morgan: thenry712
The Leeds: Brandon McCarthy
The Ferguson: hendersonshands
The Derby: TN Bhoy vs. LSUCanFan
The Dyer/Bowyer: chRxis/Every Other Liverpool Poster
The Cero a Uno: The Suicide Porn Bomber
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WarSlamEagle
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:51 pm to WarSlamEagle)
This concludes this year's TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards.
We would like to thank Mr. Chainz, Adidas, Champs Sports, The Great and Powerful Chicken, Lionel Messi's Parents, The Great and Powerful Zlatan, Eddie Johnson, Sir Alex Ferguson, Alexi Lalas's Mustache, Jose Mourinho, Ben Lederman, Godfrey Chitalu, Joey Barton (the player), John Terry, Sir Ian Darke, The Suicide Porn Bomber, M. Night Shyamalan, Arsene Wenger's Coats, Mario Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo's frown, McKayla Maroney, Football Manager 2013, FIFA 13, Sepp Blatter, Diego Maradona, Major League Soccer, Google Translate, OldDeadZombieCo Rangers FC, Premier League Fantasy Football, Michael Orozco Fiscal, @OPTAJoe, not Taylor Twellman, L'Equipe, Olympic gender testing kits, Didier Drogba, Ze Germans, Mario Gotze's girlfriend, water parks, Men In Blazers, the American Outlaws, FALCAO PUNCHING, the Don't Tread On Me crest from Nike, LNST's, and to the hundreds of Soccer Boarders that make up the greatest Internet brotherhood and sisterhood and thenryhood.
See you in 2013. Mr. Chainz will play you out.
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BleedPurpleGold
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Member since Apr 2005
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:10 pm to WarSlamEagle)
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Glass and S...your awards come with a free replica kit from BPG's fantasy team, 50 Shades of Terry.
Can't wait for my cut on the new spike in shirt sales. MONEY.
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Now for THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that is considered the smartest on the board.
RandySavage: 6.8%
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RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:19 pm to BleedPurpleGold)
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Now for THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that is considered the smartest on the board.
RandySavage: 6.8%
I guess we know how many percent one vote is worth now.
It was an honor to be nominated though. 
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TN Bhoy 
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to RandySavage)
More silverware this year than every EPL club
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WarSlamEagle
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:21 pm to TN Bhoy)
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More silverware this year than every EPL club
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LSUSOBEAST1
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:22 pm to WarSlamEagle)
I still disagree with the winners. SB 
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BleedPurpleGold
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:22 pm to RandySavage)
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It was an honor to be nominated though.
Didn't you nominate yourself?
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WarSlamEagle
Washington Fan
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:24 pm to RandySavage)
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I guess we know how many percent one vote is worth now.
Actually, three folks voted for you.
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RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:24 pm to BleedPurpleGold)
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Bho 
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:59 pm to TN Bhoy)
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More silverware this year than every EPL club
Dumbest, most hated and most likely to get the site nuked. Seems about right.
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thenry712 
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Member since Nov 2008
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:27 pm to Bho)
On behalf of thenry712, I, Marc Burch, will be accepting his award. Here's a speech I prepared.
MLS has now banned me from the rest of the awards, thus costing thenry any more awards he wasn't going to win anyways.
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LSUSOBEAST1
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:15 pm to thenry712)
Oh shite I didn't even realize I won 2 awards
I approve of these awards 
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Bho
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/30/12 at 12:19 am to LSUSOBEAST1)
Yeah, when did you become the brains here? At least I stayed off of negative awards.
"Pull up to scene with my ceiling missing, middle finger up to my competition." "Hair long, Money long, Me and broke ****s don't get along"
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LSUCanFAN
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/30/12 at 6:22 am to Gmorgan4982)
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glass wins the Board's Biggest Drunk Award!
Only because I can hold my liquor (except if Rangers or Sparta Prague or Scotland or America or Canada are playing...then it's on...)
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RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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| re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True Ass, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread* (Posted on 12/30/12 at 8:22 am to WarSlamEagle)
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Actually, three folks voted for you.
Must have been the others up for smartest poster.
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