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Gonna have to stop getting beat at the near post by headers in clutch situations first.

Yeah, the big guy was crowned too early last year.

This happened to Iker as well (about five, maybe six years ago, if I´m not mistaken).

Wild talent, gotta get it under control. Be consistent. Back to basics. You´re great, but don´t think you´re going to pull highlight reel saves out of your arse every damned match. Be consistent, play the angles, play the odds. Do what you were taught.






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Hey, the Player Awards are done! Check the previous page.





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Dandy Lion
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Isn´t a ´chilena´a bicycle, and not a ´bike´in English?





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joey barton
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People use both

Generally, "bicycle kick" versus "bike" alone






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frick drake





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LSUSOBEAST1
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So I don't think a single one of my votes for player awards won.

ETA Nvm 3 of mine won.



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"bicycle kick" versus "bike" alone
what do the limeys say? I think it´s bicycle kick.






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Yeah, I only really ever remember hearing "bike" while playing growing up.





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What award ceremony is 24 hours long? Chicken must be paying WSE for hits.





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I said it would take two days.



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Just admit that you sold out worse than Kings of Leon.





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You've been anti these awards all the way through. You whine about the length, you shine about the winners...ungrateful.





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Wait For It...
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We will return in a few hours to hand out the trophies you've all been waiting for...the Poster Awards!








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Dandy Lion
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Slam, post the damned things already. If you´re worried about tidying things up, don´t. Fob ´em on us, things will get straightened out, more or less. A quasi melt down is not a bad thing..

There´ll be douchebaggery and homerism, that is to say, the order of the day.

Unleash the results.



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I'm going to do these awards one at a time for dramatic effect, and because they'll be too long for one post.


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Now, the moments we've all been waiting for...the Poster Awards.

We're going to cut right to the chase. No celebrity presenters (even though I had a great line with Brendan Rodgers for the Swansea Award...envelopes and such), just results and 2 Chainz.



We'll start out with THE CERO A UNO AWARD, which is given to commemorate the best board moment of the year.

And the winner is...The Suicide Porn Bomber.


quote:

The Suicide Porn Bomber: 25.6%
The Final Day of the 2011-12 EPL Season: 20.9%
beezylsu Claims thenry Has a Vagina: 18.6%
UCL Final and Aftermath: 14.0%
Friend of OBUDan's Kolo Toure Meme: 11.6%
GAM's Brace at A&B: 9.3%




Wow. What an upset there from that poor chap who committed e-suicide after a...ULL loss, wasn't it? Not entirely sure, wasn't online when that happened.

Up next, we have the SWAGOTELLI AWARD. This award goes to the poster that the board feels that could slay the most pu--, uh, pe--, well, you get the picture. We're a confusing bunch.

And the winner is...wait! It's a tie! Here are your co-winners, ladies and gentlemen...glassman and S!




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glassman and S: 29.3%
cwil177: 19.5%
hendersonshands: 14.6%
Leauxgan: 7.3%


Glass and S...your awards come with a free replica kit from BPG's fantasy team, 50 Shades of Terry. I thought it would be fitting for this:



Now it's time for THE FINN award. This award goes to the poster the board would want to get slammed with while watching the beautiful game the most.

And the winner is...glassman! It was closer than the experts predicted, though...



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glassman: 35.7%
BraveTiger225 and Dandy Lion: 23.8%
Pumpkins: 14.3%
BleedPurpleGold: 2.3%




Now we turn to the imbalanced part of our show. The following award is THE ULTRA, which is given to the poster that is the most likely to rampage and cost us the board. (Racist slurs and flare guns not included.)

And the winner is...TN Bhoy!



quote:

TN Bhoy: 44.2%
RandySavage: 20.9%
Bho: 18.6%
hendersonshands: 16.3%




And let's turn our attention now to THE SWANSEA award, which is given to the best poster that registered in 2011 or later.

And the winner is...WarSlamEagle!


quote:

WarSlamEagle: 48.8%
BobLoblaw: 23.3%
Atom-Z: 11.6%
cwil177: 9.3%
Harry Caray: 7.0%




Now for one of the most talked about awards this season...it's THE CHASTAIN, given to the dumbest poster.

Competition has been heated between two certain posters.

And the winner is...TN Bhoy!



quote:

TN Bhoy: 40.5%
RandySavage: 35.7%
Dandy Lion: 14.3%
Draconian Sanctions: 9.5%




Up next is THE DERBY, which goes to the best poster rivalry. Once again, TN Bhoy and RandySavage are involved in a tight race.

And the winner is...TN Bhoy vs. LSUCanFan, "The Old Firm"!




quote:

LSUCanFan vs. TN Bhoy: 47.6%
RandySavage vs. The World: 45.2%
TN Bhoy vs. Arsenal Fans: 7.1%




Now we have THE STUBEAR award, which goes to the poster most of the board has a bromance with. Oddly enough, this was the most skipped question in voting.

And the winner is...glassman!


quote:


glassman: 45.0%
Leauxgan and LSUSOBEAST1: 20.0%
XavierTiger: 15.0%




Next, it's time for THE MORGAN award, which goes to the best "female" poster.

And, to no one's surprise...the winner is thenry712!


quote:

thenry712: 52.3%
Pumpkins: 18.2%
BamaChick: 15.9%
mrsmiller: 13.6%




Up next is THE DYER/BOWYER award, which goes to the two posters for the same club that seems to always disagree.

It was our closest race, but the winners are...chRxis and Every Other Liverpool Poster!




quote:

chRxis/Every Other Liverpool Poster: 37.2%
DB10_AFC/Friend of OBUDan: 32.6%
BleedPurpleGold/All the "Drive-By Chicken Little Liverpool Fans": 30.2%




Up next is THE LEEDS award, which goes to the poster the board wants to make a comeback around these parts.

And the winner is...Brandon McCarthy, Oakland A's!



quote:

Brandon McCarthy: 34.8%
mrsmiller: 30.2%
DB10_AFC: 23.3%
Sophandros: 7.0%
tigerking: 4.7%




Now it's time for THE FERGUSON, which goes to the tenured poster that puts up the most fight, no matter what.

Lot of good nominees here. And the winner is...hendersonshands!



quote:

hendersonshands: 39.5%
Bho: 34.9%
BleedPurpleGold: 11.6%
BraveTiger225: 9.3%
LSUSOBEAST1: 4.7%




Up next is THE BABY BRADLEY, which goes to the most well-liked poster.

And, continuing his run through these awards, the winner is...glassman!



quote:

glassman: 83.3%
Leauxgan: 9.5%
Brageous: 7.1%




Now, for the opposite effect, let's go to THE MARQUEZ, which goes to the most hated poster.

And, also continuing his run through these awards...it's TN BHOY!


quote:

TN Bhoy: 61.4%
RandySavage: 27.3%
Dandy Lion: 11.4%




Now for THE WENGER award, which goes to the poster that has the hardest time with zippers...I mean, is considered the smartest on the board.

And the winner is...LSUSOBEAST1!


quote:

LSUSOBEAST1: 34.1%
crazy4lsu and wm72: 29.5%
RandySavage: 6.8%




And, finally...we have the most prestigious award for posters. Ladies and gentlemen, this is THE MLS ALL-STAR. The Champion of Europe, the Soccer Board, and The Free World.

It was a dramatic race that was not decided until the final day of voting.

Drum roll please...


















The winner is...


















LSUSOBEAST1
!



quote:

LSUSOBEAST1: 36.6%
thenry712: 29.3%
WarSlamEagle: 26.8%
crazy4lsu: 7.3%



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Wait For It...
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Swag & Tie







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Gmorgan4982
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glass wins the Board's Biggest Drunk Award!





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Dandy Lion
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I don´t see S slaying anything other than a big schlong. Weird.





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