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15sammy34 
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| Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:46 pm)
Being back home for a few days got me thinking, what are some stupid things you normally only see small town people do?
One thing that drives me nuts is people letting their dogs run loose in the neighborhood. It makes it impossible for me to take my dog for a walk or run. And then these same people freak out when someone runs over the dog they were letting run loose. 
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LSUfan4444 
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:48 pm to 15sammy34)
Eat dinner, buy gas, first aid supplies and bait from the same location.
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Boats n Hose
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:49 pm to 15sammy34)
That's something I love about a small town. Nobody flips shite because your dog is outside the fence.
I'm gonna go with getting a job and proceeding to buy a $50K truck and $50K boat while living with their parents.
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Wideman
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:50 pm to 15sammy34)
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One thing that drives me nuts is people letting their dogs run loose in the neighborhood. It makes it impossible for me to take my dog for a walk or run. And then these same people freak out when someone runs over the dog they were letting run loos
in addition, they let their dogs shite wherever without cleaning up afterwards.
And they say things like, "Honey, I'm going into town to get some milk." Really, you're going into 'town'???
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:50 pm to 15sammy34)
Marry and have 2 kids at age 19.
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LOCO5150
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:50 pm to 15sammy34)
Hang out at the gas station.
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Scruffy 
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:51 pm to 15sammy34)
Lift their trucks. Not really a small town thing, but there are a lot in small towns.
Jacked up trucks are retarded.
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15sammy34
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:52 pm to Boats n Hose)
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That's something I love about a small town. Nobody flips shite because your dog is outside the fence.
This would be fine if people didn't have damn rhodesian ridgebacks and other aggressive dogs running loose. No way in hell I'm letting one of those worthless frickers touch my lab or brittany.
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sugatowng
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:52 pm to LOCO5150)
frick sluts in S-10's on dirt roads 
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Jim Rockford
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:53 pm to 15sammy34)
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One thing that drives me nuts is people letting their dogs run loose in the neighborhood. It makes it impossible for me to take my dog for a walk or run.
Yeah, there's a leash law, but it's ignored and unenforced.
This post was edited on 12/12 at 3:54 pm
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HarryBalzack
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:53 pm to 15sammy34)
Put stupid shite across the top of their windshield. There's one assmunch here who has "Momma Tried" across the front of his windshield.
The "in loving memory" shite on the back window is retarded, too.
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:53 pm to 15sammy34)
designate a cool and not cool side at sonic
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boom roasted
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:53 pm to 15sammy34)
Pills and meth.
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Boats n Hose
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:54 pm to Scruffy)
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Jacked up trucks are retarded
Nah
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:54 pm to 15sammy34)
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Stupid things small town people do?
refusing to leave the small town for a better life
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Celery 
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:54 pm to 15sammy34)
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things small town people do?
Their sister
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15sammy34
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:55 pm to trillhog)
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designate a cool and not cool side at sonic
When I was in high school our Sonic had a cool and not cool side. No joke. Not sure if it's still like that. 
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Scruffy
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:55 pm to Boats n Hose)
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Nah
Yea. At one point, it just gets to be stupid. You shouldn't need a ladder to get into your truck. You can't even use it as a truck at that point.
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:55 pm to trillhog)
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designate a cool and not cool side at sonic
Fo sho
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| re: Stupid things small town people do? (Posted on 12/12/12 at 3:55 pm to 15sammy34)
Put nascar decals in the back window of their vehicle.
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