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snow517 
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| How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:22 am)
This is a spinoff thread from last night that asked how often OT married w/children had sex. Most responded 3-4 times a week while some were significantly less. I believe an active sex life is essential for a health marriage, so please share what you do to stay active. This is not a kinky thread or one to show how clever you are at making jokes. Serious thread to help other couples.
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HeadChange 
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:24 am to snow517)
No means yes and yes means anal
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BRgetthenet
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:24 am to snow517)
Bring in Wiki and another chick.
This post was edited on 12/11 at 8:25 am
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wegotdatwood 
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:24 am to snow517)
Seriously, maybe "get caught" fapping?
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Northgate
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:24 am to snow517)
Waiting to hear these genius answers -
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Displaced
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:24 am to snow517)
Make love to her, don't frick her.
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Swoopin 
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:26 am to snow517)
If I see one more fricking spinoff I'm sending a tomahawk missile to the OPs house
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BayouBandit24
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:26 am to snow517)
Thumb in anus
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trillhog
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:26 am to BRgetthenet)
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Bring in Wiki and another chick.
that dude don't get NO pussy
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SidewalkDawg 
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:28 am to BayouBandit24)
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Thumb in anus
Woah, Woah there buddy... common courtesy... Start with the pinky.
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BTHog
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:28 am to trillhog)
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that dude don't get NO pussy
Unless he has a sister who can't run very fast I think you're correct.
As for the OP any man who isn't getting enough sex from his wife needs to look in a mirror because he isn't treating her right. FACT
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TexasTiger05
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:29 am to snow517)
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how often OT married w/children had sex. Most responded 3-4 times a week
Bull. shite.
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trillhog
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:31 am to BTHog)
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Unless he has a sister who can't run very fast I think you're correct.
never heard of anybody so clueless about woman, which leads me to believe he has no experience
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HarryBalzack
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:31 am to shiftworker)
Douche move, man.
Kinky is the secret to our success.
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htownjeep
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:32 am to snow517)
Just show her attention and make it known that you are interested. It's not that difficult.
And to the person that said "make love" to her and don't frick her... Know the damned situation and act accordingly. Sometimes a full on frickfest is exactly what needs to happen. Sometimes not.
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double d 
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:35 am to snow517)
When the kids were younger it dropped off alot, always tired from running around with them and doing homework and stuff. Now that they are older, frequency and quality picked up. When they move out for college, it's gonna be sex all over the house whenever we want. 
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Spaulding Smails
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:35 am to snow517)
If you don't know how to, you're doing it all wrong
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Breesus
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:42 am to snow517)
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so please share what you do to stay active.
Marry someone you love, make an effort to be happy, dont argue about stupid shit, quit being a prick, dont marry a cold bitch, dont be a jackass, do something nice every day
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snow517
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 8:59 am to Breesus)
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Marry someone you love, make an effort to be happy, dont argue about stupid shit, quit being a prick, dont marry a cold bitch, dont be a jackass, do something nice every day
Best response so far. I think alot of couples forget to invest in the marriage and focus on kids. One common problem is kids sleeping in parents bed. I was impressed by the number of 3-4 responses that I was hoping for some real suggestions. Thumb in butt would definitely not help. Helping around the house or getting inlaws to watch kids over night seem to help.
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JJ27
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| re: How to increase frequency of sex for married couples thread (Posted on 12/11/12 at 9:04 am to snow517)
Wash the dishes, fold some clothes, get more pussy.
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