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fr33manator
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Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!

A man of constant vigilance,
With eyes that never close,
Eager to record each sin,
The list forever grows,
When they sleep he sees each naughty dream,
Every waking word he hears,
Afraid of his great punishments,
They obey out of fear,
Upon each night of judgement,
He demands an offering,
A sacrifice to ensure,
It is pleasantries he brings,
But those whose names are tarnished,
Upon his damning scroll,
They face the fury of his wrath,
Get nothing good I'm told,

No one knows where he resides,
In a realm beyond our ken,
Yet very real's the power,
He wields on the hearts of men



Do you know his name?























ETA: some people don't get a joke

He watches,
He waits


Image: http://watchguy.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/santa-watch-medium31.jpg
This post was edited on 12/8 at 8:59 pm



stout
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
Fantasy Board


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JDM1992
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fightin tigers
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
Since I don't have kids this doesn't alarm me.


Although the guy across the control room seems to be cock watching so he may be checking out my future kids.


Melvin
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
Santa


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fr33manator
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
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You're getting darker...


Seriously, when you think about the concept of an omnipotent watcher that passes judgment and metes out punishment, it's kind of creepy funny.

Now that I think about it, it might not be just Santa I'm alluding to...


ConwayTwizzle
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
creepy board


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JDM1992
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shiftworker
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Although the guy across the control room seems to be cock watching




This would be very disturbing to me.


CurDog
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shiftworker


did you hear TS quit?


lurkr
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Waiting in Domino's for my pizza. Santa coming yaaaayyyyyyyy.


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fr33manator
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
Well, this was meant to be more funny and less thought provoking, but you are very right. the fear of punishment from an entity that watches and passes judgement is a very effective means of controlling behaviour.


JDM1992
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shiftworker
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did you hear TS quit?


No I didn't. When did this happen?


CurDog
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about 2 weeks ago


fr33manator
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
I don't know. Are rhymes about boobs thought provoking?

I've seen majestic mountains,
Felt the ocean's awesome storms,
I've wandered deep in wond'rous caves,
That took eons to form,
I've climbed a great volcano,
Built snowmen on its rim,
I've watched as mighty eagles soar,
And heard a whalesong hymn,
But Oh! These things can scarce compare,
To the most beautiful thing I've seen,
And what is that, you ask my friend?









Why, girls jumping on trampolines.


JDM1992
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shiftworker
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
I need to call him and see what's up. Is this job going to require him moving to Houston maybe?


This new job I mean.

Or did he get a case of the red arse a walk out?


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Melvin
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re: Someone is watching your children RIGHT NOW!
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I often think about whether or not God is Santa for grown ups
Yup. We have that moment as individuals when we finally come around to realize our parents were lying to us and that Santa isn't real. Society is the same way IMO. One day society will have that moment of realization about religion and that our "parents" (ancestors) were lying to us for what they believed to be our benefit. It will take a while but it's going to happen. My disclaimer is that this is all my opinion and I'm not trying to shite on anyones beliefs.


Breesus
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the devil, jesus, santa, chris hanson?


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