Deacon, your post almost made my blood boil until I saw 243-08 and realized you were just jerkin my donk.
Or a crossbreed belt, holster, and mag pouch for a S&W M&P Shield.
You should check out White Hat holsters. I ordered mine a week or two ago and it's already shipping out today. They make holsters with interchangeable kydex so you only have to get one holster. You can buy different kydex for different guns to change in your carry rotation. This way you don't have to buy a new holster for each one.
Believe it or not, I had a police officer suggest this brand of holsters to me after he pulled me over and let me go. He saw 2 Bladetech holsters in the back of my car and asked what other stuff I had. I told him and he suggested I get a White Hat so I can throw my 1911 in my carry rotation. Thank God for my CHL.
It's already gotten me out of about 3-4 tickets. Image: http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7149/6494080683_2ddb943905_m.jpg
As you can see from the picture, you can screw out that kydex and put another in. It makes the holster extremely versatile.