figured ad hosting would be a copy paste industry standard
layout would be Generic web site creator 101(did it in college, but don't have programs now)
If you don't want to, that's fine.
Like I said, I would spend 10 minutes. That is, until you started with the "copy paste" and "web site creator 101" patronizing. That type of site would take me at least a few hours, if not a few days if I couldn't find any sample code. I just don't have experience with that type of thing. There are probably tons of copycat sites out there. Just link to the site you're trying to copy in your Guru ad, you might get a bite.
And by the way, I don't really see where you intend to place ads.