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deaconjones35
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6786 posts

Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights

All my hard work of putting lights up to bring a little cheer to the neighborhood and these bastards are chewing through them. Fricking Satanic Atheistic Squirrels. Probably the government programming them thru Google to wreck our Christmas cheer.


meauxjeaux2
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watson
Member since Oct 2007
51642 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
lil bastids ate my whole fricking wheel barrel.


AlxTgr
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Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
41003 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
No fried squirrel?


NS Who Dat Nation
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BR
Member since Jul 2007
8429 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Pellet gun. Do work.


mcpotiger
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Missouri
Member since Mar 2005
2621 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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Pellet gun. Do work.


smoked hog
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Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
736 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Get either 110 conibear traps or even just some rat traps. Peanut butter mixed with corn on trigger. Screw trap to long stick or board leaned up against one of your trees. Dead tree rats, make sure its high enough or a retarded cat will find a way to get stuck.


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KingRanch
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The Ranch
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Kill them


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Ole Geauxt
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KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
40330 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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wheel barrel.
is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it?



Skywalker
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Red Stick
Member since Jul 2010
770 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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Ate my whole fricking wheel barrel
quote:

Eating my Christmas Lights

You can add...was in the process of eating my A.C. Unit to the list.

This post was edited on 12/6 at 12:54 pm


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meauxjeaux2
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watson
Member since Oct 2007
51642 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it


Image: http://www.barrelsandmore.com/NewFiles/Wheelbarrel_Planter.jpg
This post was edited on 12/6 at 12:55 pm


deaconjones35
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2009
6786 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.


Nodust
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Member since Aug 2010
19130 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Get higher voltage lights.

Next time they chew too much........fried squirrel


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tenfoe
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3541 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Tie some cats on the roof.


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AlxTgr
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Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
41003 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.


I meant from the electricity.


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Nascar Fan
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Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
16625 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.

OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction


AlmaDawg
Georgia Fan
Slow Hell
Member since Sep 2012
2959 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction


Wish I was closer! Murdering tree rats is good clean fun!


Ole Geauxt
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KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
40330 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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meauxjeaux2


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deaconjones35
LSU Fan
Pride
Member since Sep 2009
6786 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
I would shoot as many as I could, but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage.


AlxTgr
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Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
41003 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
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but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage
That was my life's work from age 7 to 12.


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AlmaDawg
Georgia Fan
Slow Hell
Member since Sep 2012
2959 posts

re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights
Antifreeze marinated pecans.

Wait, I didn't say that.


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