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TigerDeacon 
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West Monroe, LA
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| So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:37 am)
It was full daylight out. I see a doe come running toward me being chased by two spikes. I decide to let them pass. Then, I hear the huge buck grunting and I realize he is chasing the same doe. I was hunting with my new submachine gun/rifle combo with a huge drum magazine. I raise my sub/rifle just as this huge buck sticks his head around a tree and just as I am about to take my shot, I hear "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was 2 a.m. and my three year old was yelling for a drink of water from his bedroom.
I am really interested in what kind of gun I was hunting with.
Later on I was getting ready to have some "quality time" with a nice young lady I had just met when my wife woke me up to tell me she was going to work.
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deaconjones35 
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Pride
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to TigerDeacon)
Lay off the melatonin. 
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DNaquin
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to TigerDeacon)
This is better than the dream I had a thread about yesterday. Where I shot a dumbass wearing a deer costume 
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Chad504boy 
New Orleans Saints Fan
Five Oh Four
Member since Feb 2005
64712 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:39 am to TigerDeacon)
hunting at 2am is illegal.
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bapple
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:41 am to TigerDeacon)
Sounds like the Ambien did its job.
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TigerDeacon
Wake Forest Fan
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
23036 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:43 am to bapple)
No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
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bapple
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:44 am to TigerDeacon)
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three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
Sounds like you've found the culprit.
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SportTiger1
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Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:45 am to TigerDeacon)
That chocolate will do crazy things to a human brain.
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jp90
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Member since Oct 2009
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:31 am to SportTiger1)
Did you scold your son for messing up your shot?
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Ole Geauxt
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Member since Dec 2007
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:36 am to TigerDeacon)
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No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
where did you put em?
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TigerDeacon
Wake Forest Fan
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
23036 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:59 am to Ole Geauxt)
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where did you put em?
IN MY BELLY!
(through the traditional digestive route)
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Ole Geauxt
LSU Fan
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
29888 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:07 pm to TigerDeacon)
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(through the traditional digestive route)
ok,, i would consider that to be top to bottom...
It's a strange and different world out there now..
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jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:08 pm to bapple)
That ambien is a bad mother..
If I could ever remember what the hell was going on, I might would be addicted
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bapple
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2010
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:16 pm to jimjackandjose)
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That ambien is a bad mother..
I've heard some pretty wild stories from Ambien dreams.
I also heard a story from a friend about trying what they did in the movie Role Models. He tried to hook up with a girl on the stuff and said he was hallucinating and shite.
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bonescanner
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2011
405 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:16 pm to Ole Geauxt)
it was those "Colorado chocolate chip cookies!"
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HeadBusta4LSU
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Baton Rouge
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| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:27 pm to TigerDeacon)
Funny stuff
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Nascar Fan
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Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
9800 posts
| re: So I was walking to my stand today . . . (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:42 pm to TigerDeacon)
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