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jimithing11
Texas Fan
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
20059 posts

Grunting on the can in a public bathroom

I was trying to enjoy my morning shite at work, only to be interrupted by some grisly bear grunter. This POS decided it was necessary to squeal like a wild animal between heavy breaths while plopping logs into the one stall next to me. Talk about fricking up my ritual.

How are you supposed to handle this? Has anyone else had experiences like this?
This post was edited on 12/6 at 10:15 am



Dudley Humptyfrats
Fresno State Fan
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
249 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
I hate when a-holes talk shit


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ForeverLSU02
Penn Fan
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
33831 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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was trying to enjoy my morning shite at work, only to be interrupted by some grisly bear grunter. This POS decided it was necessary to squeal like a wild animal between heavy breaths while plopping logs into the one stall next to me.
Actually he was jerking off thinking about you


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stonedbegonias
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Jan 2010
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re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
He shits bigger than you, let the man grunt.


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THRILLHO
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2006
39111 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
I don't shite in public, so I can't really help. Maybe try to outgrunt him?


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fisherbm1112
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
5077 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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How are you supposed to handle this? Has anyone else had experiences like this?



Maybe it was one of those mammoth shits that makes you feel like you are giving birth.


Celery
Southern Fan
Cornball
Member since Nov 2010
6237 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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squeal like a wild animal between heavy breaths


You sure he was poopin?
This post was edited on 12/6 at 10:17 am


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LSURussian
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2005
85178 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
Sorry, dude. I ate too much cheese yesterday.....


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gamatt53
Georgia Fan
Member since Nov 2010
888 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
you should have told him he needed to add more fiber to his diet


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lurkr
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2008
10305 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
This is a must, how else an i supose to be alone in there.


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Ignignokt
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Dec 2005
2480 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
Ask him who does #2 work for.


mpar98
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
5664 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
nm
This post was edited on 12/6 at 10:21 am


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ZereauxSum
LSU Fan
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
You shite in public, you have to be around others who shite in public.

:dealwithit:


jimithing11
Texas Fan
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
20059 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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You shite in public, you have to be around others who shite in public.



Who gives a frick. shite like a normal person, not like you just orgasmed to a lesbian 3-way


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teke184
LSU Fan
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
9254 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
Did it sounds like a Williams sisters tennis match?


junkfunky
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2011
15773 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
He's trying to alpha the bathroom. You can either go beta and do nothing or go omega and piss on his leg.


jimithing11
Texas Fan
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
20059 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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Did it sounds like a Williams sisters tennis match?



Worse.

A Euro match with the dyke looking females who squeal like pigs


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laangler21
LSU Fan
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
2775 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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You can either go beta and do nothing or go omega and piss on his leg.




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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
20318 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
I've had this happen before. I started snickering and the guy stopped for a minute and then went back to grunting.

It was all I could do to get my self wiped and hands washed and out the door before completely Losing it. I laughed so hard I cried after I got out but I made sure I didn't stay around long enough to see who it was. I knew I'd never be able to look at them with a straight face again if I did.


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Trace
Member since Dec 2012
265 posts

re: Grunting on the can in a public bathroom
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Maybe it was one of those mammoth shits that makes you feel like you are giving birth.

Those are terrible. I call them azzhole explosions.


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