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LsUCIFER
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Slidell, LA
Member since Dec 2012
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Allow myself to introduce..myself



Let my epitaph read, "He came for the Rant, but stayed for the OT."
So I'll take the bait and plunge in balls deep with the "customary" OT introduction as my first post. To get the ball rolling, I'll comment on a few topics that begged response as I awaited my account activation.

- I used to be proud of my 10 inch junk until I learned that when the average OT'er speaks of his 10 inches, he is referring to girth, not length. Now I have self esteem issues.

- Putting Tiger stripes on a Lambo borders on blasphemy, but every one of you would still trade your ride for it and live with the stripes.

- To the guy asking about the 80" TV - it will be the best purchase you've ever made. There's no such thing as "too big" (see 10" girth for reference).

- There is no correlation between tattoos and intelligence. I'm near a full sleeve on one arm and full forearm on the other - and I'm more intelligent than 99% of you other humans (statistics don't lie). And yes, doctors do have tattoos. Now if we move the conversation to the realm of common sense as opposed to intelligence, flip the stats and drop me down to the bottom 1%.

Flame away. I'll take my beating like a man (despite the fact that I'm a major Twilight Saga and Glee fan).







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chipsanddip
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Jul 2012
380 posts

re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


frick you





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ForeverLSU02
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Albany
Member since Jun 2007
29960 posts

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alter





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Breesus
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House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


tl;dr
your post didnt simply say "I'm a man of wealth and taste"

You can go frick yourself.






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ForeverLSU02
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quote:

chipsanddip
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6 posts
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frick you






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Ellunchboxo
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Pville
Member since Feb 2009
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Topwater Trout
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


quote:

Slidell, LA


Douche






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tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


Frick you douche.





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slutiger5
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Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
8272 posts

re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


STFU douchifer.





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ConwayTwizzle
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Member since Nov 2012
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


tl:dr





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Kafka
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el Gaucho
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bawcomville
Member since Dec 2010
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


hey podnah welcome aboard

you wouldn't be a fan of table top rpg games now would you? we have quite a spiffy clan here, you're welcome to join us on our quests if thy steel be sharp and thy intellect be keen






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meaux5
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Member since Sep 2010
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DIAF you fricking frick





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Flair Chops
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


quote:

chipsanddip
Member since Jul 2012
6 posts
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frick you






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Breesus
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re: Allow myself to introduce..myself


double first post OP alter?

LINK???






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Celery
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Cornball
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Insert Jags fan here





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meauxjeaux2
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watson
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welcome Beelzebub





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mpar98
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
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(no message)





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Stingray
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Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
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A hung genius doctor tatted up Twilight fan.

My question, at what point of your life did you realize that you dont exist?






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UKWildcatsFAN
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Member since Sep 2011
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I would say hello but frick you seems to be the proper hello.











So frick you.



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