Let my epitaph read, "He came for the Rant, but stayed for the OT."
So I'll take the bait and plunge in balls deep with the "customary" OT introduction as my first post. To get the ball rolling, I'll comment on a few topics that begged response as I awaited my account activation.
- I used to be proud of my 10 inch junk until I learned that when the average OT'er speaks of his 10 inches, he is referring to girth, not length. Now I have self esteem issues.
- Putting Tiger stripes on a Lambo borders on blasphemy, but every one of you would still trade your ride for it and live with the stripes.
- To the guy asking about the 80" TV - it will be the best purchase you've ever made. There's no such thing as "too big" (see 10" girth for reference).
- There is no correlation between tattoos and intelligence. I'm near a full sleeve on one arm and full forearm on the other - and I'm more intelligent than 99% of you other humans (statistics don't lie). And yes, doctors do have tattoos. Now if we move the conversation to the realm of common sense as opposed to intelligence, flip the stats and drop me down to the bottom 1%.
Flame away. I'll take my beating like a man (despite the fact that I'm a major Twilight Saga and Glee fan).