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LsUCIFER 
LSU Fan
Slidell, LA
Member since Dec 2012
158 posts
| Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:15 am)
Let my epitaph read, "He came for the Rant, but stayed for the OT."
So I'll take the bait and plunge in balls deep with the "customary" OT introduction as my first post. To get the ball rolling, I'll comment on a few topics that begged response as I awaited my account activation.
- I used to be proud of my 10 inch junk until I learned that when the average OT'er speaks of his 10 inches, he is referring to girth, not length. Now I have self esteem issues.
- Putting Tiger stripes on a Lambo borders on blasphemy, but every one of you would still trade your ride for it and live with the stripes.
- To the guy asking about the 80" TV - it will be the best purchase you've ever made. There's no such thing as "too big" (see 10" girth for reference).
- There is no correlation between tattoos and intelligence. I'm near a full sleeve on one arm and full forearm on the other - and I'm more intelligent than 99% of you other humans (statistics don't lie). And yes, doctors do have tattoos. Now if we move the conversation to the realm of common sense as opposed to intelligence, flip the stats and drop me down to the bottom 1%.
Flame away. I'll take my beating like a man (despite the fact that I'm a major Twilight Saga and Glee fan). 
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chipsanddip 
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Jul 2012
249 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:16 am to LsUCIFER)
frick you
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ForeverLSU02 
Penn Fan
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
20857 posts
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| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:16 am to LsUCIFER)
alter
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Breesus 
New Orleans Saints Fan
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
15526 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:16 am to LsUCIFER)
tl;dr
your post didnt simply say "I'm a man of wealth and taste"
You can go frick yourself.
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ForeverLSU02
Penn Fan
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
20857 posts
Online
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:17 am to chipsanddip)
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chipsanddip
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6 posts
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frick you
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Ellunchboxo
New Orleans Saints Fan
Pville
Member since Feb 2009
7785 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:17 am to LsUCIFER)
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Topwater Trout
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
24757 posts
Online
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:17 am to LsUCIFER)
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Slidell, LA
Douche
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tigerpimpbot 
LA-Monroe Fan
Judicial hell hole 1
Member since Nov 2011
14219 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:17 am to LsUCIFER)
Frick you douche.
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slutiger5 
Southeastern LA Fan
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
7637 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
STFU douchifer.
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ConwayTwizzle 
Alabama Fan
Little Havana
Member since Nov 2012
1887 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
tl:dr 
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Kafka
New Orleans Saints Fan
too wrong; didn't lead
Member since Jul 2007
58904 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
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el Gaucho 
Lamar Fan
br
Member since Dec 2010
19865 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
hey podnah welcome aboard 
you wouldn't be a fan of table top rpg games now would you? we have quite a spiffy clan here, you're welcome to join us on our quests if thy steel be sharp and thy intellect be keen
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meaux5
LSU Fan
Lafayette/BR
Member since Sep 2010
4539 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
DIAF you fricking frick
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Flair Chops .gif)
Miami (FL) Fan
purgatory
Member since Nov 2010
29826 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to chipsanddip)
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chipsanddip
Member since Jul 2012
6 posts
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frick you
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Breesus
New Orleans Saints Fan
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
15526 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
double first post OP alter?
LINK???
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Celery 
Southern Fan
Cornball
Member since Nov 2010
5525 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 am to LsUCIFER)
Insert Jags fan here
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meauxjeaux2
Boise State Fan
watson
Member since Oct 2007
38112 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:19 am to LsUCIFER)
welcome Beelzebub
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mpar98
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
3721 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:19 am to chipsanddip)
(no message)
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Stingray
LSU Fan
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
3457 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:19 am to LsUCIFER)
A hung genius doctor tatted up Twilight fan.
My question, at what point of your life did you realize that you dont exist?
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UKWildcatsFAN 
Kentucky Fan
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
4588 posts
| re: Allow myself to introduce..myself (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:20 am to Kafka)
I would say hello but frick you seems to be the proper hello.
So frick you.
This post was edited on 12/6 at 10:21 am
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