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Tiger Ryno
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Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


Do any other neighborhoods do this by common practice? this is my first Christmas in this house and I have to say I was not expecting to be elfed by people who don't even know us that well. Now I have to go Elf two other neighbors. Gotta admit its nerve wracking






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Flair Chops
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


what the elf are you talking about





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Ellunchboxo
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


WTF is Elfed?





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Elleshoe
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


is this when your neighbor goes into your house and gives your wife surprise sex?





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MoreOrLes
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


Is this a rich people problem?





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Tommy Patel
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


roll their house and tell them its snowing.





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Breesus
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


quote:

what the elf are you talking about



Did it adversely affect your elf?



This post was edited on 12/6 at 10:11 am


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baytiger
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


Is there some kind of toxicological effect of suburbia that turns otherwise normal people into the Rynos of our glorious site?





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Funreaux
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


quote:

is this when your neighbor goes into your house and gives your wife surprise sex?








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Tiger Ryno
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


I too was in the dark about this whole Elfing thing...

A couple of days ago there is a package laying on my doorstep with various goodies. it was left anynymsly by __________ Street neighbors....

in the package is a picture that says "you got elfed... now go and do the same for two other neighbors...then you are supposed to put a picture of an elf on your door that says "We've been Elfed" so people know not to Elf with you again.






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C
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


If it's a chainmail type request to create a pyramid... frick that.





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Trace
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


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WTF is Elfed?






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Ellunchboxo
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


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in the package is a picture that says "you got elfed... now go and do the same for two other neighbors...then you are supposed to put a picture of an elf on your door that says "We've been Elfed" so people know not to Elf with you again.


That's pretty gay and I would not go along with it.






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Alt26
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


Elf that! It sounds like you're guilt-tripped in having to buy things for your neighbors.





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Breesus
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


quote:

in the package is a picture that says "you got elfed... now go and do the same for two other neighbors...then you are supposed to put a picture of an elf on your door that says "We've been Elfed" so people know not to Elf with you again.



put a package together with a tooth brush, tooth paste, nyquil and and ear plugs. Then tell them to put a picture of a teabag on their door tomorrow.






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bigberg2000
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


That's gay as frick man.





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Flair Chops
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


pretty elfed up situation you have on your hands





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Tiger Ryno
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


apparently its kind of like a secret santa for a neighborhod. I don't; feel comfortable leaving mouthwash. kids could git drunk or crunk on that stuff





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LOCO5150
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


Put cans of vienna sausages in baskets and throw them at your neighbors door with a note attached that says, how does my wiener taste? Then on the elf you have on your doorstep, put one vienna sausage hanging out of his fly with another elf on his knees and the vienna in his mouth. This is what I did to my neighbor's, but then again, I've known them all for a very long time and we are all really cool like that.

It will teach them not to elf with you again.






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Breesus
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re: Anybody Gotten Elfed by your Neighbor yet?


quote:

apparently its kind of like a secret santa for a neighborhod. I don't; feel comfortable leaving mouthwash. kids could git drunk or crunk on that stuff


apparently my post went over your head






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