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Shorter than jones and beachdude

Did not think that was possible

Nice guy






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Festus
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Good for her, seriously.

I still laugh, though. Is this the guy that she cuddled with naked for months, but they never did anything, including touching?






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Brageous
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yeah he's a short mofo

Festus: I don't know anything about that. They've been together for at least 2 years now I think.



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jmcs68
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<-------raises hand





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Festus
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quote:

Festus: I don't know anything about that. They've been together for at least 2 years now I think.

That's him.

She said he suggested that they cuddle on the couch naked, watching TV, and it was the most natural thing in the world. No touching. No sex. Just cuddling and spooning naked. And sex was never suggested, and it was just as natural as could be.





WTF??






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dukke v
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She said he suggested that they cuddle on the couch naked, watching TV, and it was the most natural thing in the world. No touching. No sex. Just cuddling and spooning naked. And sex was never suggested, and it was just as natural as could be.


Now THATS frickED UP....... BUT Is IT TRUE?????????? If I am cuddlin for THAT LONG??????????? There is GONNA be some DICK-SLINGIN......






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Festus
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<-------raises hand

Not with that attitude.

PJ, that's what made it so funny. Everybody was like, you realize the blue balls you gave him right? And she was like...."no".






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jmcs68
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Not with that attitude.



Is that what it is?






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Brageous
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I remember that now actually. Come onnnn Teech. Ya gotta know what blue balls does to a man!





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Melvin
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There is GONNA be some DICK-SLINGIN






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glassman
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blue balls


Worse than food poisoning.






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Brageous
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I'm an angry SOB with it





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dukke v
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Everybody was like, you realize the blue balls you gave him right? And she was like...."no".


And SHE is supposed to be a TEACHER????????????

Glad I NEVER went through her class......






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cdaniel76
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Sucks to be you. Even my fat arse got laid.




And whoever said pregnant sex is the best was wrong!

Having to stop every couple minutes cause she's nauseated sure puts a quencher on the moment.






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jmcs68
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And on that-I'm out!





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Festus
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Glass, potato in the oven, brushed with olive oil and sea salt. Ralph's didn't have individual ribeyes so I got a filet. Rubbed with sea salt and marinated in worstercire. Pit on, throwing it on in about 5 minutes.







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dukke v
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And on that-I'm out!


Me TOO. I am gonna get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Brageous
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not a good thread to IM in


F.O.L's






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IonaTiger
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I see no reason to break the streak, or better put, "dry spell".





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Festus
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Pregnant sex.








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