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Rouge 
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:35 pm to Brageous)
Shorter than jones and beachdude
Did not think that was possible
Nice guy
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Festus 
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:36 pm to Brageous)
Good for her, seriously.
I still laugh, though. Is this the guy that she cuddled with naked for months, but they never did anything, including touching?
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Brageous
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:36 pm to Rouge)
 yeah he's a short mofo
Festus: I don't know anything about that. They've been together for at least 2 years now I think.
This post was edited on 12/4 at 6:37 pm
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jmcs68
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:36 pm to Rouge)
<-------raises hand
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Festus
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:38 pm to Brageous)
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Festus: I don't know anything about that. They've been together for at least 2 years now I think.
That's him.
She said he suggested that they cuddle on the couch naked, watching TV, and it was the most natural thing in the world. No touching. No sex. Just cuddling and spooning naked. And sex was never suggested, and it was just as natural as could be.
WTF??
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dukke v
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:43 pm to Festus)
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She said he suggested that they cuddle on the couch naked, watching TV, and it was the most natural thing in the world. No touching. No sex. Just cuddling and spooning naked. And sex was never suggested, and it was just as natural as could be.
Now THATS frickED UP....... BUT Is IT TRUE?????????? If I am cuddlin for THAT LONG??????????? There is GONNA be some DICK-SLINGIN...... 
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Festus
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:45 pm to jmcs68)
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<-------raises hand
Not with that attitude.
PJ, that's what made it so funny. Everybody was like, you realize the blue balls you gave him right? And she was like...."no".
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jmcs68
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:49 pm to Festus)
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Not with that attitude.
Is that what it is?
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Brageous
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:49 pm to Festus)
I remember that now actually. Come onnnn Teech. Ya gotta know what blue balls does to a man!
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Melvin 
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:53 pm to dukke v)
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There is GONNA be some DICK-SLINGIN
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glassman
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:53 pm to Brageous)
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blue balls
Worse than food poisoning.
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Brageous
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:54 pm to glassman)
I'm an angry SOB with it
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dukke v
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:55 pm to Festus)
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Everybody was like, you realize the blue balls you gave him right? And she was like...."no".
And SHE is supposed to be a TEACHER????????????
Glad I NEVER went through her class......
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cdaniel76
Member since Feb 2008
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:56 pm to Rouge)
Sucks to be you. Even my fat arse got laid.
And whoever said pregnant sex is the best was wrong!
Having to stop every couple minutes cause she's nauseated sure puts a quencher on the moment.
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jmcs68
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:56 pm to glassman)
And on that-I'm out!
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Festus
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:57 pm to glassman)
Glass, potato in the oven, brushed with olive oil and sea salt. Ralph's didn't have individual ribeyes so I got a filet. Rubbed with sea salt and marinated in worstercire. Pit on, throwing it on in about 5 minutes.
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dukke v
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:58 pm to jmcs68)
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And on that-I'm out!
Me TOO. I am gonna get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Brageous
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:58 pm to Festus)
not a good thread to IM in
F.O.L's
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IonaTiger 
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:58 pm to Rouge)
I see no reason to break the streak, or better put, "dry spell".
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Festus
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| re: i'm not getting laid tonight (Posted on 12/4/12 at 6:58 pm to Brageous)
Pregnant sex.
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