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oklahogjr 
Arkansas State Fan
The Corndog Capital of the world
Member since Jan 2010
15571 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:15 am to CtotheVrzrbck)
I know a hell of a laundry mat if yalls money is dirty.
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Woopigsooie20 
Syracuse Fan
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
44344 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:33 am to memphisplaya)
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Hire Richt!
You should see my face right now.
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ocelot4ark 
Arkansas Fan
New York, NY
Member since Oct 2009
6990 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 7:48 am to CtotheVrzrbck)
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It's the way I'd do it. Set up an LLC. FEIN, bank account, get app for your phone. Create biz name that $20, $50, $120 transactions would be common place. Maybe put up a website that shows some bogus products or services at those prices
We talking illicit activities here? What the hellz. 
But just an FYI, regulators are cracking down HARD on banks for their BSA programs (think money laundering prevention). In your example, they would actually be monitoring all of those transactions manually and in many cases automatically for any activity that is outside the normal scope for a business of any sort.
So, if you did a lawn care company as your front...You'd have to be taking in only enough money that would be reasonable based on their account profile for you. "How many workers? How many trucks? How many clients? etc, etc." They'd ask questions similar to those when you opened the account (or - they SHOULD) and then use that as a baseline to compare against your actual activity. If you told them 2 trucks, 30 clients - they'd know something was up if you were depositing $1000/day.
Anyway, just saying it's not as easy as it sounds.
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Wellen Dowd
Tulsa
Member since Nov 2012
62 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:06 am to ocelot4ark)
1. Secretly hog related Username, because every hog fan is.
2. I'm fairly certain I know Sunhog in some capacity. Possibly graduated with him if he graduated with George's twin sons.
3. tFlagship will never yield, except for the 8 times that we did this season.
4. 
5. Dale Denton FTW
6. HiV, shemales, clay travis
7. Tulsa news outlets were very complementary of our efforts in the Les Miles thing and didn't see it as a negative towards our program at all.
8. Marble Mouth Laker Jorts Racoon fricker
9. I like Twin Peaks DWI, 
10. Arky Staaaaaacked
TCU Fuuuuuuuucked
Because we are getting Patterson.
I am doing this right, I'm not even asking.
This post was edited on 11/30 at 9:07 am
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Pigimus Prime
Arkansas Fan
College Station, TX
Member since Feb 2012
2780 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:07 am to Wellen Dowd)
I like your style Wellen.
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sugatowng
Arkansas Fan
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
16955 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:08 am to Wellen Dowd)
Best 1st post in the history of the Coaching Changes Board 
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CauleyHog
Arkansas Fan
little rock
Member since Nov 2012
228 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:11 am to Wellen Dowd)
im not even going to try to do better than that on my first post
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TheCheshireHog
Arkansas Fan
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
16241 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:20 am to Wellen Dowd)
#2 should be correct.
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Bigfathog
Arkansas Fan
Batesville
Member since Dec 2011
83 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:20 am to Wellen Dowd)
Well played sir well played 
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CauleyHog
Arkansas Fan
little rock
Member since Nov 2012
228 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:23 am to TheCheshireHog)
ah ha 
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ocelot4ark
Arkansas Fan
New York, NY
Member since Oct 2009
6990 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:35 am to Wellen Dowd)
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shemales, clay travis
Did you guys hear the rumors about Clay Travis paying a shemale hooker to give him a rusty trombone behind the Grand Ole Opry?
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Miz Piggy
Arkansas Fan
La Petite Roche
Member since Jan 2012
1724 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:38 am to Wellen Dowd)
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Wellen Dowd
You'll do just fine here! Welcome!
ETA: Post here to get access to the Arkansas board, if you haven't already.
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piggilicious
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jan 2011
2497 posts
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| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:39 am to Wellen Dowd)
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Wellen Dowd
Pics or gtfo.
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Miz Piggy
Arkansas Fan
La Petite Roche
Member since Jan 2012
1724 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:40 am to piggilicious)
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Pics or gtfo.
Look at Licious getting saucy!
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piggilicious
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jan 2011
2497 posts
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| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:41 am to Miz Piggy)
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Hogssmellgood
Arkansas Fan
Hog in Vol land
Member since Nov 2012
478 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:43 am to Wellen Dowd)
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Wellen Dowd
Tulsa
Member since Nov 2012
62 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:27 pm to Hogssmellgood)
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pics or gtfo
my endowment. Or did you have something else in mind?
 
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Miz Piggy
Arkansas Fan
La Petite Roche
Member since Jan 2012
1724 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 1:24 pm to Wellen Dowd)
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CtotheVrzrbck 
Oklahoma State Fan
Tulsey Town
Member since Dec 2007
14581 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 2:18 pm to Wellen Dowd)
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CtotheVrzrbck
Oklahoma State Fan
Tulsey Town
Member since Dec 2007
14581 posts
| re: OFFICIAL Arkansas Coaching Search Thread (Posted on 11/30/12 at 11:37 pm to Miz Piggy)
My boy Doeren had a nice little nationally televised interview tonight.
I wish he had a couple more years experience so he'd get more serious consideration for the Arkansas job. His teams are fundamentally sound and he's good at utilizing the talent he does have.
At Arkansas he'd be able to recruit a better caliber of athlete.
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