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Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...



I get these emails from oddsmakers from time to time...what do you think?

quote:

SPECIALS - Who will be the Head Coach of the Auburn Tigers for the 2013-2014 season?

Bobby Petrino 7/4

Guz Malzahn 13/4

Chad Morris 15/4

Sonny Dykes 5/1

Gary Patterson 21/4

Kirby Smart 11/2



SPECIALS - Who will be the Head Coach of the Tennessee Volunteers for the 2013-2014 season?

Butch Davis 3/1

Larry Fedora 15/4

Jim Tressel 9/2

Dan Mullen 5/1

Al Golden 21/4

Jimbo Fisher 7/1







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stapuffmarshy
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


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Jim Tressel 9/2



hmmm


now that would be interesting






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BAMA_2016
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


Sonny Dykes - Auburn
Butch Davis - Tennessee






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L S Usetheforce
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Sonny Dykes looks like a shitty bet........

And they eliminated the Arky odds because they aren't even sure who to put on the books.






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Jumbeauxlaya
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


Dykes and fedora if they're smart.

Also I hate those damn odds, can they not just use percentages or something?






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Ice Cold
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


And where's Texas?





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Hog Springs
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


i didn't think tressel could coach for another 4 years





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sugatowng
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Dykes to Cal





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sugatowng
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Pete rousell just said Patterson to Arky on Bo's show





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DaleDenton
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And where's Texas?



Northern part of Mexico.






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DaleDenton
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i didn't think tressel could coach for another 4 years



Just have to Show Cause, and be prepared to be raped by the NCAA when he is caught cheating again.






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stapuffmarshy
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


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Just have to Show Cause


1-7 is cause enough


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when he is caught cheating again


UT still in the SEC right??? wouldn't happen


I could see him doing well at UT. Very well. Best name on that list for them IMO






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vol017
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


For my fellow Vol fans:

Gruden: 5,000,000/0.128






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JB Bama
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I'd take other







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HoLeInOnEr05
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


I heard Fedora doesn't like banjos, fwiw.





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DaleDenton
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1-7 is cause enough



Yeah, but NCAA counters with that shade orange in sweater vest form combined with orange hot pants as cause enough to say NO.

On the plus side, Tressel could earn some extra cash after games holding the hot n ready sign outside the Little Ceasar's in Knoxville






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stapuffmarshy
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DaleDenton






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NCAA



please. They'll let him coach wherever someone will hire him. I don't think UT would do it FWIW but if he has interest I think they should






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Supravol22
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


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Butch Davis 3/1




I'm ok with this






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TigerBait2008
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re: Received this in email...odds to be the Auburn and Tennessee head coaches...


quote:

SPECIALS - Who will be the Head Coach of the Tennessee Volunteers for the 2013-2014 season?

Butch Davis 3/1

Larry Fedora 15/4

Jim Tressel 9/2

Dan Mullen 5/1

Al Golden 21/4

Jimbo Fisher 7/1



Wait a sec..







I don't see gruden's Name on that list..


JED Guaranteed it would be gruden, what the hell is going on here..



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