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Rohan2Reed
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| the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:08 pm)
Anybody else play this?
Drink when they say crown molding, backsplash or stainless steel appliances. Drink if they refer to a room as a spa or an oasis. Drink when somebody mentions Jonathan's hair.
You catch a 3-hour marathon and you'll be fricking shit-faced.
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Ash Williams 
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:12 pm to Rohan2Reed)
why would i want to wait 3 hours to get shite faced when i can do it in 30 minutes every night by chugging whiskey and cry myself to sleep?
This post was edited on 11/29 at 2:12 pm
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etm512
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:18 pm to Rohan2Reed)
shite you could be tanked on one show with those rules.
Here's a few more that we can put in there:
- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation
- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate
- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation
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AlexLSU
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:36 pm to Rohan2Reed)
Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.
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Rohan2Reed
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:41 pm to etm512)
quote:
Here's a few more that we can put in there:
- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation
- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate
- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation
I like em. This show is so formulaic we could make rules to where you're basically taking a drink every 15 seconds.
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Rohan2Reed
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:42 pm to AlexLSU)
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Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.
Drink every time they show David using his laptop on the hood of his car.
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etm512
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:48 pm to Rohan2Reed)
Yep. I just really dont understand how they only removate not even half of a house that is a complete disaster. Really bothers me.
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iheartlsu 
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:50 pm to Rohan2Reed)
Drink one sec for every $50,000 that their show model dream home is over their shitty budget
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AlexLSU
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to etm512)
I love it when couples' budgets are completely fricked by the inevitable, yet always unanticipated, structural issue.
"I know you guys wanted a finished basement, new floors throughout, and an updated kitchen, but the support beams in your attic needed to be replaced and absorbed 90% of your budget."
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Rohan2Reed
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:34 pm to AlexLSU)
Yeah that always act so heart broken and disappointed. Hey! You bought a fricking 110 year-old home .. of course you're going to have deep-seeded issues you're going to run in to.
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Teddy Ruxpin
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:03 pm to etm512)
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- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation
Excuse me, Sir, but I believe the correct nomenclature is "reno," not "renovation," and yes, you should drink when they utter "reno."
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Rohan2Reed
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:11 pm to Teddy Ruxpin)
reno 
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Rohan2Reed
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:27 pm to Rohan2Reed)
add "lots of natural light" and "hardwood floors throughout" to the list
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RandySavage
Member since May 2012
3805 posts
| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:08 am to Rohan2Reed)
Are you drinking Martini's or Cosmopolitan's while playing this game? Seriously there are guys that watch this show?
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GeauxTGRZ
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:27 am to Rohan2Reed)
"it is going to open up the room"
"great for entertaining"
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Haydo
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/30/12 at 10:59 am to GeauxTGRZ)
What bothers me the most is that these guys make every. single. house. the same!! They have ZERO imagination. Take down a wall here, open up the kitchen there, granite countertops, hardwood floors, ugly, cheap moder furniture with Pier 1 decorations all over the place blah blah blah. Try something different for crying out loud.
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St Augustine 
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 11/30/12 at 11:43 am to Rohan2Reed)
Don't forget "space" and "entertaining"
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Brettesaurus Rex
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 1/25/13 at 9:40 am to Rohan2Reed)
All you have to do is drink when they say "open concept" and you'll be hammered in an episode and a half
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kywildcatfanone 
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 1/25/13 at 9:54 am to Brettesaurus Rex)
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LosLobos111
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| re: the Property Brothers drinking game (Posted on 1/25/13 at 10:14 am to RandySavage)
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