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Rohan2Reed
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the Property Brothers drinking game


Anybody else play this?

Drink when they say crown molding, backsplash or stainless steel appliances. Drink if they refer to a room as a spa or an oasis. Drink when somebody mentions Jonathan's hair.

You catch a 3-hour marathon and you'll be fricking shit-faced.







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Ash Williams
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why would i want to wait 3 hours to get shite faced when i can do it in 30 minutes every night by chugging whiskey and cry myself to sleep?


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etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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shite you could be tanked on one show with those rules.

Here's a few more that we can put in there:

- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation

- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate

- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation






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AlexLSU
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Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.





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Rohan2Reed
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quote:

Here's a few more that we can put in there:

- Take a drink for every room in a completely shitty house that they dont even touch during the renovation

- Take a drink for every $1000 the couple buys the house for over Drew's initial usually shitty estimate

- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation


I like em. This show is so formulaic we could make rules to where you're basically taking a drink every 15 seconds.






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Rohan2Reed
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Sticking with the HGTV theme, but this time for Love it or List it. Every time a couple is disappointed in either David's listing or Hilary's renovation, butt chug.


Drink every time they show David using his laptop on the hood of his car.






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etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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Yep. I just really dont understand how they only removate not even half of a house that is a complete disaster. Really bothers me.





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iheartlsu
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Drink one sec for every $50,000 that their show model dream home is over their shitty budget





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AlexLSU
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I love it when couples' budgets are completely fricked by the inevitable, yet always unanticipated, structural issue.

"I know you guys wanted a finished basement, new floors throughout, and an updated kitchen, but the support beams in your attic needed to be replaced and absorbed 90% of your budget."






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Rohan2Reed
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Yeah that always act so heart broken and disappointed. Hey! You bought a fricking 110 year-old home .. of course you're going to have deep-seeded issues you're going to run in to.





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Teddy Ruxpin
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Member since Oct 2006
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- Take a drink every time Jonathan bitches about the couple making changes during the renovation


Excuse me, Sir, but I believe the correct nomenclature is "reno," not "renovation," and yes, you should drink when they utter "reno."






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Rohan2Reed
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reno





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Rohan2Reed
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add "lots of natural light" and "hardwood floors throughout" to the list





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RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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Are you drinking Martini's or Cosmopolitan's while playing this game? Seriously there are guys that watch this show?





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GeauxTGRZ
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Member since Oct 2005
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"it is going to open up the room"
"great for entertaining"






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Haydo
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What bothers me the most is that these guys make every. single. house. the same!! They have ZERO imagination. Take down a wall here, open up the kitchen there, granite countertops, hardwood floors, ugly, cheap moder furniture with Pier 1 decorations all over the place blah blah blah. Try something different for crying out loud.





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St Augustine
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Member since Mar 2006
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Don't forget "space" and "entertaining"





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Brettesaurus Rex
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Member since Dec 2009
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All you have to do is drink when they say "open concept" and you'll be hammered in an episode and a half





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kywildcatfanone
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LosLobos111
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RandySavage


Sup gamecock?






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