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EarthwormJim 
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Member since Dec 2005
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:46 pm to Banjo)
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Dude, seriously stop being a prick. There was nothing wrong with the guy's post. He didn't give any details, and simply stated he like to spend time making sure his wife was satisfied. That's usually pretty common amongst more mature men. So take your little pansy no pussy getting arse out of this thread and find someone else to bully
I don't know what's more pathetic, this post to a message board full of dudesquote:
For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control.
Or you jerking your shite to it.
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BASED
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yamamma reincarnate
Member since May 2012
347 posts
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:47 pm to GreatLakesTiger24)
I would be absolutely ashamed and never call the girl back if I lasted 2 minutes.. Ever. Shameful
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Jenus
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2008
168 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:47 pm to mikelbr)
ah i think theres other ways of being cool?
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GreatLakesTiger24
LSU Fan
ignore username, i hate the north
Member since May 2012
6928 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:47 pm to Darth_Vader)
you're talking about mikelbr, right?
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mikelbr
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
9772 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:47 pm to Rickety Cricket)
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mikelbr
Never change
Should I get unfairly banned again, I'd like some more urgency at getting me reinstated. 15 months SUCKED A SMALL SOFT DICK.
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Jenus
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2008
168 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:48 pm to GreatLakesTiger24)
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OneMoreTime 
SMU Fan
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
40781 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:48 pm to mikelbr)
Hope you stay permabanned next time.
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LSUTygerFan
LSU Fan
Team Boxtard
Member since Jun 2008
20472 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:48 pm to mikelbr)
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15 months
damn ! i don't wanna know what you did/didn't do to earn that. 
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Topwater Trout
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
24864 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:49 pm to EarthwormJim)
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For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control.
Or you jerking your shite to it.
Replies like this really scream that you have never pleased a woman. When that day happens you will understand grasshopper.
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trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
13514 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader)
it's just clearly a fricking around thread, and you immediately hop up in it talking about " ohh baby, i love my woman and i stare in her eyes while i make sweet love, b/c i'm ricay swavay and shit" it's lame as frick and i would be you havn't had pussy since the bush administration
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BRgetthenet 
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2011
21990 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:49 pm to mikelbr)
I'll get ya bailed out faster next time. 
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Darth_Vader 
Auburn Fan
Wherever I may roam
Member since Dec 2011
5975 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:49 pm to Rickety Cricket)
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Darth, how long could you go for if she didn't take her socks off?
LOL. Well to be honest. I'm not a "pure" foot fetishist in that I do not require feet to be part of a sexual experience. Someone who really does have a fetish actually has to have the object of their fetish be a part of sex for them to enjoy it.
For me this is not the case. Sure, sometimes it is. Sometimes not. Like I said earlier, my biggest turn on is seeing her enjoying whatever we are doing. Feet, while a big turn on for me, is no bigger than her breasts, arse or just being naked in general.
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hendersonshands 
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Member since Oct 2007
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:50 pm to Topwater Trout)
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Replies like this really scream that you have never pleased a woman.
holy frick balls
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mikelbr
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
9772 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:51 pm to Jenus)
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ah i think theres other ways of being cool?
peeing your pants is about the only other way.
Come on, Jenus!! 
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Rickety Cricket 
Navy Fan
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
25950 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:52 pm to hendersonshands)
I'm waiting for someone to drop the phrase "making love"
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When in Rome 
USA Fan
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
20897 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:52 pm to jembeurt)
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"Two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven."
Nice FOTC reference 
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mikelbr
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
9772 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:53 pm to trillhog)
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it's just clearly a fricking around thread, and you immediately hop up in it talking about " ohh baby, i love my woman and i stare in her eyes while i make sweet love, b/c i'm ricay swavay and shit" it's lame as frick and i would be you havn't had pussy since the bush administration
Okay thread twist:
What administration did you first jerk it and which did you lose the v card?
1. Reagan
2. Bush Sr
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EarthwormJim
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2005
5763 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:53 pm to Topwater Trout)
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Replies like this really scream that you have never pleased a woman. When that day happens you will understand grasshopper
Oh oh oh, look at me, I pleased a woman.
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LSUTygerFan
LSU Fan
Team Boxtard
Member since Jun 2008
20472 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:53 pm to mikelbr)
What administration did you first jerk it and which did you lose the v card?
Ford
Carter
This post was edited on 11/27 at 2:54 pm
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DollaChoppa 
North Carolina St. Fan
Undefeated vs UNC in everything
Member since May 2008
69799 posts
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:54 pm to hendersonshands)
Maybe one day henderson, you will learn how to make love to your woman, and not just frick her!!
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