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Help! I regret having drunken sex with my husband (also wyhi)



Found this gem after clicking on the thread about the man cock slapping his wife

Bitches be Crazy

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Dear Prudence,

My husband is kind, supportive, funny, generous, smart, and loving. However, I feel like I must divorce him. Six years ago, when we were in our early 20s and had just fallen in love, after a night of partying and drinking, he woke me up in the middle of the night and started to have sex with me. I was dozing and still drunk and, yes, I took my panties off myself. But when I realized that it was not OK for him to make advances on me in my state, I pushed him away and ran out.

He later felt so bad he wanted to turn himself in for rape. I was very confused and thought at times that I was overreacting and at others that I was raped. We painfully worked through this, but the incident made my husband very reluctant about having sex. This led to an agreement that he shouldn’t be afraid of coming close to me in similar situations as long as he asked my consent. This made us feel better and I felt secure again. However, we just found ourselves in a very similar situation.

After coming back from a friend’s wine tasting we went to bed and he started to kiss me. I liked it and went along, only to wake up in the morning and remember only half of it. Now I am in the same painful spot I was before and I can’t fathom how he could have ignored our agreement. Should I just drop it or am I right about feeling abused?

—Confused

Dear Confused,

I understand the need for colleges to have unambiguous codes of sexual conduct for their young, horny, possibly plastered students. These often require getting explicit permission for every escalating advance. However, if two adults are in love and have frequently made love then each can assume implicit consent to throw such legalistic caution—as well as panties—to the wind. Certainly spouses are entitled to say, “Not tonight” or “Not there,” and have such a request respected. But even a married couple who have had sex hundreds of times can enjoy that alcohol might ignite a delightful, spontaneous encounter.

Your approach, however, seems to be to treat your sex life as if it is subject to regulatory review by the Department of Health and Human Services. Your prim, punctilious, punitive style has me admiring your put-upon husband’s ability to even get it up, given the possibility he’ll be accused of rape — or turn himself in for it! — if one of you fails a breathalyzer test. Living in terror that expressing one’s perfectly normal sexual desire could end one’s marriage, and freedom, is itself a form of abuse. Stop acting like a parody of a gender-studies course catalog and start acting like a loving wife.

If you can’t, then give the poor sap a divorce.

—Prudie




WYHI (Prudie)







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jimithing11
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Not legit





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Boats n Hose
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Shit, the best sex is the sex you can't remember half of





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mooseknuckle
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:gag:

She should turn herself in. There has to be a law against a bitch that cold having sex at all. I think I have frost bite on my dick from just seeing that icy bitch.






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Rouge
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Prudie getting trolled





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blueboy
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Prudie is right. She's lost respect for her husband as a result of her own idiotic thought process and demands. Just head-spinning - wow.

ETA: oh, and legit. would not hit.



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Flair Chops
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re: Help! I regret having drunken sex with my husband (also wyhi)


WNH

Don't need a rape charge.






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Sid in Lakeshore
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would not hit.


Would hit over and over........






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Breesus
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re: Help! I regret having drunken sex with my husband (also wyhi)


Bitches be cray


IWHI if she was drunk.

ETA:
That dick slappin guy should find her and dick slap her. If she cant handle sex with her husband she has been having sex with for over 6 years, imagine how much her world would crumble if a random guy smacked her with his dick.

Man i hope she never reproduces. She would frick her kids up without question.



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Bama and Beer
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I would nail





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TheIndulger
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You realize prudie wrote the reply, not the letter?


I think that Letter may have been a troll... Otherwise WTF.



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NastyTiger
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You realize prudie wrote the reply, not the letter?


Some of our posters are equally as dumb as wife in OP.



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NastyTiger
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I wish she was born an afghani woman.





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blueboy
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Sign of the times, the egg shell world white guys are expected to live in. Prudie's response gives me a little hope, though.





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HeadSlash
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He PIIHB and she's ashamed she liked it.





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Tiger1242
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Your approach, however, seems to be to treat your sex life as if it is subject to regulatory review by the Department of Health and Human Services. Your prim, punctilious, punitive style has me admiring your put-upon husband’s ability to even get it up, given the possibility he’ll be accused of rape — or turn himself in for it! — if one of you fails a breathalyzer test. Living in terror that expressing one’s perfectly normal sexual desire could end one’s marriage, and freedom, is itself a form of abuse. Stop acting like a parody of a gender-studies course catalog and start acting like a loving wife.








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foshizzle
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quote:

quote:
You realize prudie wrote the reply, not the letter?


Some of our posters are equally as dumb as wife in OP.


This.






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Banjo
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I woke up one morning not remembering giving the best BJ my SO had ever gotten from me. I was disappointed I didn't remember because I'd like to be able to give that more often!

the lady that wrote the letter has a very skewed and disturbing view on sex, and I don't blame her husband for being reluctant to sleep with her.






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wallowinit
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The picture combined with the letter makes her not Legit to ME. Knowing what I know now about her I'd be inclined run the other way from her.

On the other hand, I might just give her a good 'ol grudge-fricking.







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I woke up one morning not remembering giving the best BJ my SO had ever gotten from me. I was disappointed I didn't remember because I'd like to be able to give that more often!
Hey girl. How you doing?






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