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HerbEaverstinks
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Is This A Woman’s Worst Shark Week Of The Year?


I’m going to have to say yes, yes, HELL YES! This is the worst period, free-king period.

Come on, we know you’re about to fold like a card shark now that you’ve put that turkey up for sammiches. Every year you go bat-crap crazy the closer it gets to Christmas. It’s in the air.

Let’s face it, women on their period always ‘ovary act’.

All we can do now is loosen the turnbuckle and go rope-a-dope. And next, you’ll be boohooing for God only knows what reason. And, before that fat bastard hits the sleigh, you’ll be throwing tantrums and babbling about twaddle not even a bilingual psychiatrist and a corpus linguistic could team to comprehend.

Then, you’re going to Holy roll out of bed on D-day – and oh ho how so sickeningly giddy you are now – knowing he had better have wrapped the most expensive small shiny object you’ve ever seen, or he’s dead meat like that ham your mother-in-law is going to chunk on the table at high noon. You’d think we’d wise up and just move out for the next month because this upcoming week’s bloody hell is just the start of the hemorrhaging.








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When in Rome
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colorchangintiger
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Bitch is fine





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mooseknuckle
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I eat it on the rag and spit the blood clots on the ceiling like stars





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TexasTiger05
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Periods, Christmas presents, ham and gymnastics are related? Kay...





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Bacciagaloop
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Is it feeling a little "Edge"y?





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HerbEaverstinks
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Periods, Christmas presents, ham and gymnastics are related? Kay...


Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.






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jose
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Looks like an older, more attractive Mckayla





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When in Rome
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you’ll be throwing tantrums and babbling about twaddle not even a bilingual psychiatrist and a corpus linguistic could team to comprehend.
Kind of sounds like what you're doing right now boom roasted






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HeadBusta4LSU
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All you gotta do is stay above the blood line





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HerbEaverstinks
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Kind of sounds like what you're doing right now boom roasted


Someone say roasted? When she bleeds the smells I know change colour. There is iron in her soul on those days. She smells like a gun.






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When in Rome
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Your username has never been more appropriate.







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HeadBusta4LSU
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She smells like a gun








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Sir Drinksalot
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Some of that only made sense to me for a second, as I was reading it. I think you are half crazy, so I like you.

HERE HERE






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When in Rome
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The second time I read it, it made more sense. It's actually really funny





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Kafka
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Let’s face it, women on their period always ‘ovary act'


This was unquestionably the highlight of your post and for that matter your entire posting history, and I pay due tribute.







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