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blueboy 
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| man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:03 pm)
he probably chose jail over his lawyer's suggested "rule of thumb" defense. good choice.
dickslap, baby
SIAP. I searched n shite.
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jmarto1
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:04 pm to blueboy)
What a prude. I know a few women who like it.
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CrimsonTideMD 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:06 pm to blueboy)
I said i was sorry
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samson73103
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:09 pm to CrimsonTideMD)
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Alabama Slim
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:10 pm to CrimsonTideMD)
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He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.
what could possibly go wrong?
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Jet12
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:12 pm to Alabama Slim)
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CrimsonTideMD
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samson73103
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Alabama Slim
Bammers probably don't get what's wrong about this. 
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blueboy
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:12 pm to Alabama Slim)
I wondered about that too. My favorite part is still the dickslap, though.
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GreatLakesTiger24
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:12 pm to blueboy)
Wife must be a bitch
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GRTiger 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:19 pm to blueboy)
Was the weapon entered as evidence? Did the size weigh on sentencing?
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SpicyStacy 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:30 pm to blueboy)
odd, I enjoy that 
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brewhan davey
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:30 pm to CrimsonTideMD)
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GreatLakesTiger24
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:35 pm to Jet12)
I'm a "yankee" and I don't get what's wrong with this.
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Jet12
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:36 pm to GreatLakesTiger24)
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I'm a "yankee" and I don't get what's wrong with this.
Bammers slap each other with their penises as a greeting.
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FlyingRazorback 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/24/12 at 11:53 pm to Jet12)
Bookmarked for future readings.
Seriously though, what a bitch of an ex-wife.
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BTHog 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 12:08 am to FlyingRazorback)
Da duq? Misleading title. I thought the dudes wife had a penis so he slapped her.
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blueboy
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 8:22 am to BTHog)
Too much internet for you.
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Breesus
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 8:23 am to blueboy)
The wife is a dumb bitch.
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Hulkklogan
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 8:24 am to Jet12)
Come on Jet, you know you enjoy being slapped in the face with boat's dick
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LOCO5150
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 8:26 am to Hulkklogan)
I tried this before, but I whiffed big time.
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DollaChoppa 
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| re: man jailed for slapping wife with penis (Posted on 11/25/12 at 9:28 am to blueboy)
Women love being hit by penises. Fact
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