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Call Barry, he's very good





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The Bluth's ongoing ignorance of the adopted Korean kid's real name gets me every time.

Gob: "God, would somebody please tell this kid that we know his name already!!!!"







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Wayne: I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.
Barry: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.
Barry: I really wish they were balls.






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Man, this thread is cracking me the frick up.

Definitely need to rewatch the series before the new episodes come out. When is that supposed to happen..?






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Early 2013. Showtime may pick it up also. Don't know how that works with Fox producing it. But this may be the start of future seasons.





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OH MY GOD. WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!!!......sale






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Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
[laughs]
Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.





[Tobias creating buzz around the water cooler]
Tobias Fünke: That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. Overrated.




Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]



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quote:

They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:

"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"




Came here to post this.

Also....
"Paper covers Rock
yeah but Rock sinks Boat"

"I'm not sure Solid as a Rock is going make people forget we built houses in Iraq."








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They're my awards, mother. From army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sandracing.


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George sr.: "There's always money in the Banana stand"









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Lindsay: It's George Michael, he told me. I think he wants a mother.
Michael: Well that's ridiculous. He's got you, he's got our mother. You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept.

Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And where did you get that outfit?
Lindsay: Old thing got it for me.






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BobbyGoulet
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not a quote, but they're having a party in Lucille's apt. and they all start chanting SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! for no reason. and no one gives a speech





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Oh but the guys are tapped out. Well you better check your leases boys, b/c you're living in frick CITY





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BobbyGoulet
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TO THE NUTS!!!





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The whole "tiny teddy" sequence with Rita and Michael was always funny. You knew what was coming, but still...





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I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with frick Mountain.





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Oh don't worry, I carry a spare.
I hope you also carry around a spare bowl of candy beans!!






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Nothing going on at work so I'm watching it on my phone.

Another good sequence:

George: Whoa, whoa, whoa don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart I did not make a stink

Michael: She was my only wife, and you complained all the time, and she DIED...

George: Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out







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quote:

Oh but the guys are tapped out. Well you better check your leases boys, b/c you're living in frick CITY


quote:

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with frick Mountain



GOB is awesome






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The Seaward
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Candy beans line is great.

Another Gob one from that same meeting after Sitwell insists one giving one house to a disadvantaged inner city family.

"Oh great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we are saying? I mean come on!"






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