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Gonzaga Fan
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
One of the most hilarious sequences ever...

Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper]
Michael: No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore.
Michael: He's definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper]
Michael: That's the car.
Lindsay: Oh. [holds up other paper] This?
Michael: Glad I didn't spring for color.

New Orleans Saints Fan
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
18622 posts

re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
Michael Bluth: So this is the magic trick, huh?
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
[sees children watching his magic]
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: ...or cocaine!

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Ole Miss Fan
Member since Apr 2009
46446 posts

re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
"You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy, and I know how I'd answer"

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