WarSlamEagle South Alabama Fan Manchester United Fan Member since Sep 2011 16382 posts
re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:49 pm to OMLandshark)
One of the most hilarious sequences ever...
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper] Michael: No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo. Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore. Michael: He's definitely got a type. Lindsay: I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper] Michael: That's the car. Lindsay: Oh. [holds up other paper] This? Michael: Glad I didn't spring for color.