Tobias: My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did.
Michael: You shot her in the arse with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
Tobias: I haven’t been the perfect husband — yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero.
Lindsay: That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon.
Tobias: And this time, no tears!
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