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Tobias: There are dozens of us!

Gob: I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.

Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."


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BEES!?!

Oh, that is just great. Now, I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob f--- our way out of it."


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Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.


Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
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No Touching!


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Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice *****ing or *****ing or finger ***** or *****sting or *****ing or even *****. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave *****. And I’ll personally *****..


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Buster: I wanna be a real man! I wanna get in a fight! I wanna make love to a woman! I wanna get a checking account!

Gob: (to Buster) Well, just remember she's used to being with me. That's like going from prime rib to...the weird brother of prime rib.

Michael: We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
George, Sr.: I thought, I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi...I told him how much I liked his work.

Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.

George Sr.: Nope, you killed Mr. Weatherman when you left the door open with the air conditioning running that one summer.
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Michael: do you know what they do to people who commit treason?
George: first time?
Michael: I've never heard of a second
George: I got the worst fu(bleep)cking attorneys


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Narrator: As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.


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I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.




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Gob: So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It’s, like, die already!
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G.O.B: Right... yes, Well, we should “circumverent union penalties.”

Michael: Circumvent.

G.O.B.: Circumverate …

Michael: Circumvent. It means: to go around.

G.O.B.: The old “reach around.”


CoeJ
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Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!


OMLandshark
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Michael: Go ahead and tell Gob that I will be telling the cops that it was him in the truck, so he'll be joining me here in jail. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: ..........You'd do that to your own brother?


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WarSlamEagle
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Gob: Steve Holt's not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt? The moron jock?
Gob: That's my son, you pothead!


OMLandshark
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And that's why you always leave a note.


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BEES?
BEADS?


OMLandshark
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Lucille: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster!


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Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.

Buster: IT LANDED ON MY PILLOW!

Jessie: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."

Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want?
Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.
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OMLandshark
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And say goodbye to these, because its the last time!!


WarSlamEagle
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Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [imitating John Wayne] I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. [speaking normally] Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?


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