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The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread


"Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office."

Freaking love this show.

ETA: In a close second... "Tobias, you blowhard!"



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Tactical1
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"Hey Brother"
The way Buster says it is the way my brothers and I say it to each other. I still laugh at it.


Also the Big yellow joint song is great. Though I wouldn't call it a quote.



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quote:

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."


quote:

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.



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BobbyGoulet
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I shall duck behind the couch.

Guy's a pro.



There's really waaaaaaaaay too many






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quote:

Gob: [in the break room] Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!
Gob: [at the elevator] Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
Gob: [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit! COME ON!


this whole sequence had me






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(I'll just turn this into a blowout quote thread.)

[Michael has just revealed that he knows Rita is mentally challenged]
Rita: You found out.
Michael: Took me long enough.
Rita: Maybe you're not smart, either! I didn't know until they told me.






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TiGeRTeRRoR
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Oscar: The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!


Michael to Gob: Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.



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Maybe we can put it in her brownie.

The mere fact that you call making love pop-pop tells me that you're not ready.

They can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime(wink).
That's not true.
I've got the worst fricking attorneys.

I haven't had sex in a month.
You've been here for two months.
Well it's hard to gauge time in here.

Douche chiiiiiiiilllllllllllll






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"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? Call Bob Loblaw."





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re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread


Michael: Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?
Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!
Michael: I've opened a door here that I regret.
Lucille: Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle.
Buster: She has a name, Mother, and it's Mother.






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quote:

Gob: [in the break room] Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!
Gob: [at the elevator] Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
Gob: [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit! COME ON!



They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:

"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"






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TiGeRTeRRoR
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quote:

They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:

"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"

My favorite joke in the entire series. Took quite a few times to actually catch it.

They show it backwards. So first they show "cking $6300 suit," then a few minutes show Al offering help and Gob replying, "No Al. I want to spill booze all over my fff."

And I'm literally watching that episode right now. Started before I saw this thread.



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C'MON





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OMLandshark
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"I have just made a huge mistake."

"Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is."



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[at the prison]
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here... you know? [referencing gay inmates]
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.






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From the episode I'm watching right now...

Lucille: [holding out a tissue] Blow.
Buster: No mother. I can blow myself.






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quote:

Michael to Gob: Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.








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TiGeRTeRRoR
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Buster when seeing his hand chair at Lucille's maid's house, but before losing his hand:

"Wow! I used to have a chair just like this! Never thought I would miss a hand so much."



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"I just blue myself"





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And for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns— “he,” “she,”— to the masculine “he.” “The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. I could not have done this without him.”







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