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| The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:33 pm)
"Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office."
Freaking love this show.
ETA: In a close second... "Tobias, you blowhard!"
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:34 pm to WarSlamEagle)
"Hey Brother"
The way Buster says it is the way my brothers and I say it to each other. I still laugh at it.
Also the Big yellow joint song is great. Though I wouldn't call it a quote.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:35 pm to WarSlamEagle)
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"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
quote:
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:37 pm to WarSlamEagle)
I shall duck behind the couch.
Guy's a pro.
There's really waaaaaaaaay too many
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:41 pm to WarSlamEagle)
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Gob: [in the break room] Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!
Gob: [at the elevator] Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
Gob: [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit! COME ON!
this whole sequence had me 
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:44 pm to BobbyGoulet)
(I'll just turn this into a blowout quote thread.)
[Michael has just revealed that he knows Rita is mentally challenged]
Rita: You found out.
Michael: Took me long enough.
Rita: Maybe you're not smart, either! I didn't know until they told me.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:48 pm to WarSlamEagle)
Oscar: The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Michael to Gob: Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:49 pm to WarSlamEagle)
Maybe we can put it in her brownie.
The mere fact that you call making love pop-pop tells me that you're not ready.
They can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime(wink).
That's not true.
I've got the worst fricking attorneys.
I haven't had sex in a month.
You've been here for two months.
Well it's hard to gauge time in here.
Douche chiiiiiiiilllllllllllll
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:50 pm to WarSlamEagle)
"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? Call Bob Loblaw."
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:51 pm to Jim Rockford)
Michael: Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?
Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!
Michael: I've opened a door here that I regret.
Lucille: Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle.
Buster: She has a name, Mother, and it's Mother.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:51 pm to JimMorrison)
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Gob: [in the break room] Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!
Gob: [at the elevator] Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
Gob: [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit! COME ON!
They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:
"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:52 pm to OMLandshark)
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They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:
"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"
My favorite joke in the entire series. Took quite a few times to actually catch it.
They show it backwards. So first they show "cking $6300 suit," then a few minutes show Al offering help and Gob replying, "No Al. I want to spill booze all over my fff."
And I'm literally watching that episode right now. Started before I saw this thread. 
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:53 pm to WarSlamEagle)
C'MON
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:53 pm to wildtigercat93)
"I have just made a huge mistake."
"Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is."
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:54 pm to TiGeRTeRRoR)
[at the prison]
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here... you know? [referencing gay inmates]
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:56 pm to WarSlamEagle)
From the episode I'm watching right now...
Lucille: [holding out a tissue] Blow.
Buster: No mother. I can blow myself.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:56 pm to TiGeRTeRRoR)
quote:
Michael to Gob: Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:56 pm to WarSlamEagle)
Buster when seeing his hand chair at Lucille's maid's house, but before losing his hand:
"Wow! I used to have a chair just like this! Never thought I would miss a hand so much."
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:57 pm to OMLandshark)
"I just blue myself"
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| re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread (Posted on 11/20/12 at 10:58 pm to Puck82)
And for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns— “he,” “she,”— to the masculine “he.” “The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. I could not have done this without him.”
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