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ArRazElle 
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:06 am to lurkr)
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You don't think they would understand?
Ummmmmm.........
NO.
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yurintroubl 
New Orleans Saints Fan
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
22223 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:07 am to fightin tigers)
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So......what happened then......
Back to sleep. Morning sex next day because he was a cute smartass about it waking me up.
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ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:08 am to heehaw)
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This was a random one night stand
Then yes, it is odd. She sounds very needy. Usually, SOs do this.
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lurkr 
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8348 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:09 am to yurintroubl)
I would have ruined the remote like you said to do.
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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
13275 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:10 am to yurintroubl)
For a second there I thought your vagina might appreciate mid-70's sitcoms and it tuned the tv to Good Times.
Would have been a better ending. I'd go with that next time.
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lurkr
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8348 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:10 am to ArRazElle)
Her problems are way deeper than sleeping with a tool inside her.
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Scruffy 
USA Fan
Team Hugo Stiglitz 4 Life
Member since Jul 2011
17673 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:11 am to fightin tigers)
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For a second there I thought your vagina might appreciate mid-70's sitcoms and it tuned the tv to Good Times.
Would have been a better ending. I'd go with that next time.
Now that is like Spielberg level story telling there. 
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yurintroubl
New Orleans Saints Fan
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
22223 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:12 am to fightin tigers)
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For a second there I thought your vagina might appreciate mid-70's sitcoms and it tuned the tv to Good Times.
My brain has some weird scenarios going on right now. Mostly involving the channels constantly, randomly changing.
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Others where I'm trying to channel surf with a penis.
Nobody happy.
This post was edited on 11/19 at 12:14 am
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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
13275 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:14 am to yurintroubl)
Kegel exercises are the key. Get that snatch under control.
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BayouBandit24
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Aug 2010
7590 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:14 am to yurintroubl)
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Others where I'm trying to channel surf with a penis.
Nobody happy.
Terrible mental image
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Scruffy
USA Fan
Team Hugo Stiglitz 4 Life
Member since Jul 2011
17673 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:14 am to yurintroubl)
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Others where I'm trying to channel surf with a penis.
WTF?
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heehaw
LSU Fan
Foothills of the Ohio River
Member since May 2009
3916 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:15 am to yurintroubl)
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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
13275 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:16 am to yurintroubl)
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Others where I'm trying to channel surf with a penis.
Gotta change the batteries.....
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Kashonly
Member since Jan 2006
22216 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:17 am to ArRazElle)
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It isn't weird, especially if you're in a serious relationship, engaged, or married.
every long-term GF has done this
spoon and nod off...after your done it aint that hard to fall asleep, and if she doesn't wiggle around or start flexing her cooter.
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ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:20 am to lurkr)
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Her problems are way deeper than sleeping with a tool inside her.
The one night stand girl the OP is referring to?
Yep, they are.
Sounds like she's looking for a SO real quick.
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Tmacelroy12
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:21 am to Kashonly)
This is just about the weirdest thread I've read in awhile. I guess it's time to go to bed
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ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:24 am to Kashonly)
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spoon and nod off...after your done it aint that hard to fall asleep, and if she doesn't wiggle around or start flexing her cooter.
I shouldn't find this stuff funny. I'm a married woman with an 11-yr-old son. But I can't help it. 
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lurkr
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8348 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:24 am to ArRazElle)
That's the one I'm talking about. I wonder how many she asked that to.
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lurkr
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8348 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:26 am to ArRazElle)
It's the flexing cooter thing isn't it?
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ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
| re: Ever had a girl ask to fall asleep with you inside her? (Posted on 11/19/12 at 12:27 am to lurkr)
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That's the one I'm talking about. I wonder how many she asked that to.
Probably every one she's slept with. Some females ate so needy, unfortunately, they have to have a SO at all times, and really rush and force the issue.
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