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TigerKnights 
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Member since Jun 2011
2224 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:13 am to magildachunks)
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Do you really think I'm going to Devry?
No. No, I don't. 
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Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
8552 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:14 am to magildachunks)
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I have certain features that are.
nappy hair and a flat nose?
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:17 am to Displaced)
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no, i mean her body. describe her.
and yourself and b/f (best guess is fine)
(height, weight, hair, eye, chest, ass, etc..)
Her: 5'2. thin/athletic.
Me: 5'10 thin/average
him: 5'7 competition muscular. He enters those muscle man competitions. Like his goal is to Mr. Universe or something. He spray-tans.
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:17 am to Displaced)
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flat nose
And a big lower lip.
No bull shite.
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Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
8552 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:19 am to magildachunks)
you said you were a fatty...
don't try to backtrack now.
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TigerKnights
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
2224 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:20 am to magildachunks)
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And a big lower lip.
Not what I expected you to say.
This post was edited on 11/17 at 4:32 am
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:21 am to Displaced)
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you said you were a fatty...
don't try to backtrack now.
When?
I said I don't go to the gym. Doesn't mean I'm a fatty.
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Mizzoufan26 
Georgia Fan
Honolulu, HI
Member since Sep 2012
2090 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:22 am to magildachunks)
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him: 5'7 competition muscular. He enters those muscle man competitions. Like his goal is to Mr. Universe or something. He spray-tans.
Dude, dont know if anyone mentioned this to you or not, but girls really like that. Crazy right?
I don't go frick with channing tatum's girlfriend because it's probably not going to workout (haha buff guy joke) for me. Gotta respect that and stay in your lane sometimes.
Walk down the street you will see 10 girls that are hotter then her, and who if you took the time to talk to would probably end up cooler as well.
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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
37590 posts
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:24 am to magildachunks)
Dude, really? Forget her. The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.
Trust me. They aren't worth it.
Any of them
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Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
8552 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:26 am to magildachunks)
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Doesn't mean I'm a fatty.
post a pic. black out your face. write TD on your chest in lipstick backwards so we can read it when you take the pic in the mirror.
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:26 am to fr33manator)
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Dude, really? Forget her. The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.
Trust me. They aren't worth it.
Any of them
I read your LNST posts. You're having a bad night, or week, or month. I don't know exactly.
But get laid my man. If the bars ain't working, go to backpage.
Hope you feel better. 
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lurkr
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8347 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:26 am to fr33manator)
Find em, frick em, and flee.
This post was edited on 11/17 at 4:27 am
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:26 am to Displaced)
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post a pic. black out your face. write TD on your chest in lipstick backwards so we can read it when you take the pic in the mirror.
1: I don't have lipstick.
2: No.
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iliveinabox 
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Aug 2011
9195 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:27 am to magildachunks)
well, since you are "black" maybe when you get your arse beat you can have him arrested for a hate crime?
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Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
8552 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:28 am to magildachunks)
then go to the gym and quit being a fatty. if she becomes sexually attracted to you maybe she will find a reason to leave him.
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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
37590 posts
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:28 am to magildachunks)
Man, i've been through hell. I don't think you can fathom the depths I've journeyed in.
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
7783 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:29 am to fr33manator)
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Man, i've been through hell. I don't think you can fathom the depths I've journeyed in.
Ever held a gun to your head?
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TigerKnights
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
2224 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:31 am to iliveinabox)
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when you get your arse beat
After this he will never see her again. He'll be back to start a thread asking what it all means.
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lurkr
LSU Fan
Estrogenville
Member since Jan 2008
8347 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:31 am to magildachunks)
Yes, I'm glad I thought better of it.
What other badass thing you want to talk about?
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iliveinabox
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Aug 2011
9195 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/17/12 at 4:33 am to magildachunks)
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Ever held a gun to your head?
fricking with someone because they are depressed is a little different than making fun of you because you are a lonely virgin breh...get a grip
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