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Do you really think I'm going to Devry?


No. No, I don't.






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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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I have certain features that are.


nappy hair and a flat nose?






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no, i mean her body. describe her.

and yourself and b/f (best guess is fine)

(height, weight, hair, eye, chest, ass, etc..)



Her: 5'2. thin/athletic.
Me: 5'10 thin/average
him: 5'7 competition muscular. He enters those muscle man competitions. Like his goal is to Mr. Universe or something. He spray-tans.






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magildachunks
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flat nose



And a big lower lip.





No bull shite.






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you said you were a fatty...

don't try to backtrack now.






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TigerKnights
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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And a big lower lip.


Not what I expected you to say.



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magildachunks
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you said you were a fatty...

don't try to backtrack now.




When?


I said I don't go to the gym. Doesn't mean I'm a fatty.







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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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him: 5'7 competition muscular. He enters those muscle man competitions. Like his goal is to Mr. Universe or something. He spray-tans.


Dude, dont know if anyone mentioned this to you or not, but girls really like that. Crazy right?

I don't go frick with channing tatum's girlfriend because it's probably not going to workout (haha buff guy joke) for me. Gotta respect that and stay in your lane sometimes.

Walk down the street you will see 10 girls that are hotter then her, and who if you took the time to talk to would probably end up cooler as well.






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fr33manator
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Dude, really? Forget her. The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.

Trust me. They aren't worth it.


Any of them






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Doesn't mean I'm a fatty.


post a pic. black out your face. write TD on your chest in lipstick backwards so we can read it when you take the pic in the mirror.






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magildachunks
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Dude, really? Forget her. The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.

Trust me. They aren't worth it.


Any of them



I read your LNST posts. You're having a bad night, or week, or month. I don't know exactly.

But get laid my man. If the bars ain't working, go to backpage.


Hope you feel better.






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lurkr
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Find em, frick em, and flee.


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magildachunks
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post a pic. black out your face. write TD on your chest in lipstick backwards so we can read it when you take the pic in the mirror.




1: I don't have lipstick.

2: No.






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iliveinabox
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well, since you are "black" maybe when you get your arse beat you can have him arrested for a hate crime?





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then go to the gym and quit being a fatty. if she becomes sexually attracted to you maybe she will find a reason to leave him.





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Man, i've been through hell. I don't think you can fathom the depths I've journeyed in.





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magildachunks
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Man, i've been through hell. I don't think you can fathom the depths I've journeyed in.




Ever held a gun to your head?






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TigerKnights
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when you get your arse beat


After this he will never see her again. He'll be back to start a thread asking what it all means.






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lurkr
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Yes, I'm glad I thought better of it.

What other badass thing you want to talk about?






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iliveinabox
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Ever held a gun to your head?


fricking with someone because they are depressed is a little different than making fun of you because you are a lonely virgin breh...get a grip






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