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Mizzoufan26
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Movies? Are you serious?


I'm trying to save your fricking life here. A little more appreciation would be nice. No wonder this chick doesn't like you, you don't value what other people do for you... shite






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waiting for his one true love.


does not exist.

7 billion people on the planet. odds that your OTL lives within 20 miles of you???






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magildachunks
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I'm trying to save your fricking life here. A little more appreciation would be nice. No wonder this chick doesn't like you, you don't value what other people do for you... shite



Alright, to quote a movie: How many fights have you been in?






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fr33manator
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Learn me how to fight.


Hate.
Learn to let the fires of hate rage within you. Let it awaken the beast within your soul.
Attack your opponent with such wild abandon that they are taken back, that they fear for their life.

Take out their legs, take them down.






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CocoLoco
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walker texas rangers reruns


This is good advice, seriously.



Also, tell that fricker to meet you at YOUR house. For this instance watch Home Alone 1 and 2, not the other's because they suck balls. Have a series a booby traps waiting for this punk. He'll never see them coming.





However, he will get up after all of them no matter how painful. Cops might have to get involved and your parents will be worried.



If it feels like this might happen, then you'll need a new plan.
My suggestion is murder, but be clean with it. Leave no trace of evidence or you will be fricked, real hard.






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magildachunks
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Hate.
Learn to let the fires of hate rage within you. Let it awaken the beast within your soul.
Attack your opponent with such wild abandon that they are taken back, that they fear for their life.

Take out their legs, take them down.



We irish call that "seeing red".






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We irish call that "seeing red".


are you a ginger?
she is 27, how old are you?






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Carson123987
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Ask yourself "what would Littkefinger do?"

Helps me end lots if things






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fr33manator
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Ok, I'm intrigued.
Let's meet for breakfast. I'll teach you everything I know
And I'm dead fricking serious.
I don't have time for bull shite.
Nut up or shut up.






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magildachunks
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are you a ginger?



No. Just have irish blood. along with a lot of other European nationalities.

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she is 27, how old are you?


Slightly older than her.







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TigerKnights
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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waiting for his one true love.


He already found it. Star Wars






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fightin tigers
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Agree who heartedly, you can make anyone into "the one" if both are committed and willing to compromise.





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Mizzoufan26
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Alright, to quote a movie: How many fights have you been in?


Enough to know that Ninja Turtles are what keep you alive when one comes up. On top of that Ninja turtles could also help you with this girl... because let's face it... all the dumb shite you've tried before hasn't worked so what could this hurt?






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magildachunks
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Ask yourself "what would Littkefinger do?"



Pay someone to kill him?






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Slightly older than her.


and still in school?






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magildachunks
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and still in school?


Went back to school.









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fightin tigers
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I say you just link this thread. It shows you have confidence that you have game, willingness to take a beating for her love, and a great sense of humor. Face it, the best move you can make is showing her this thread and hoping she sees you all willing to throw all self respect out the window for her love.





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CocoLoco
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So you're 29 years of age. Got it.
Take the advice given, man. Don't let her get away.

For fricks sake man

It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls
Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
real love burstin' out of every seam.
As days go by,
we're gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.
When days go by,
there's room for you,
room for me,
for gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by,
it's the bigger love of the family


Now go get her. Go.






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magildachunks
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Mizzoufan26



either you are an alter, or you just really suck.


Ninja Turtles?



As much as I love them from my childhood, even the terrible Vanilla Ice scene, nobody is this desperate to be funny.






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i know the answer, but we need pics. Blurred out faces of course.

her, you , bf.






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