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This is good advice, seriously.
Also, tell that fricker to meet you at YOUR house. For this instance watch Home Alone 1 and 2, not the other's because they suck balls. Have a series a booby traps waiting for this punk. He'll never see them coming. Image: http://hookedonhouses.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/vlcsnap-271237.jpg
However, he will get up after all of them no matter how painful. Cops might have to get involved and your parents will be worried.
If it feels like this might happen, then you'll need a new plan.
My suggestion is murder, but be clean with it. Leave no trace of evidence or you will be fricked, real hard.