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bunky
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Why are runners such douchebags?


It seems to me that runners seem to have the highest douche quotient out of all recreational sports, due to crap posted on facebook like this:



(iwhi)



Seriously people? As the great Kenny Powers said, "I play real sports, I ain't trying to be the best at exercising. frick this guy, lets get out of here."








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Breesus
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


We aren't.

You fat mad and jelly.

/thread






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bunky
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Fat is frat





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CurDog
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


there has been alot of angry coming from you lately. really not a good way to live





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LSU Coyote
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Most runners are. I enjoy running and used to run 20-30miles a week.

Just the elitist of white ppl being semi-competitive in something and thinking a 10K CCC is achieving greatness.

ETA:

What happen to Busey?

Dude would post his daily run times.. well.. daily.



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Wrestler171
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


I agree. If your an athlete you run as part of training for the real sports. It's not a big deal everyone has to do the road work.





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McLemore
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


dude, i didn't see your quote at the bottom until just now. already looked this up to post it.



LINK

eta: i run when my schedule etc don't allow for better forms of exercise/sports/activity. i need the endorphins, and it's free. i do enjoy a good 10K like the Cooper River Bridge Run. But most hardcore runners are ridic.



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mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Cyclers are by far the worse. On par with cyclers are the crossfit cult.

I happen to do both, but I can admit the douchebaggery is very high with those two groups.






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Doldil
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


my thoughts on running, summed up in The Faculty:







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usc6158
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Overweight Crossfitters are still the worst





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SG_Geaux
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


3,2,1








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Jahel
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


nothing compared to bike douches





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LSU Coyote
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


It is true.

Tired of the 30yr olds in our office having a mid-life crisis and thinking they are elite athletes because they bike and run.






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LSU Coyote
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


quote:

nothing compared to bike douches

DITTO






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Drew Orleans
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Runners are ill informed idiots who don't realize the harm they are doing to their bodies. Running for miles upon miles is a waste of time an destroys your joints. The same exercise/calorie burn/hormonal balance can be accomplished so much more effectively.





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McLemore
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


quote:

nothing compared to bike douches


c'mon, you know it's important to theoretically shave a tenth of a second off your imaginary time by wearing a costume and shaving body parts.






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sullivjh
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


quote:

the crossfit cult


This. Crossfitters, please stop telling me about your sweet kettlebell workout on facebook.






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Pumpkins
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


Running is awesome and most of the people who run regularly are cool.





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McLemore
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


quote:

The same exercise/calorie burn/hormonal balance can be accomplished so much more effectively.


yerp.







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The Seaward
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re: Why are runners such douchebags?


I couldn't imagine getting annoyed by something so trivial. Especially with all the other inane bull shite on FB.


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