To attempt to put it into perspective, imagine mating chXris and this guy's
(don't fricking ask me how) meltdown together. Then breed the F1, F2, F3, F4 and F5 hybrids together until you create an inbred meltdown so ugly it makes this guy Image: http://jbrackeen.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/goonies.jpg
and this guy Image: http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000417339/polls_pimple_0849_346257_poll_xlarge.jpeg
look like Calvin Klein supermodels. If we've made it this far, we might as well keep going. Mate both of those beautiful men together to create the ugliest fricking meltdown in existence: Image: http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/don-imus.jpg
My meltdown would arguably be uglier than Don.fricking.Imus. frick, just thinking about a meltdown is giving me a meltdown.