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Louie T
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How to keep yourself from #2ing?



Got a bet going that I can't drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon and not go

How do I win?

ETA: besides medication



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GFunk
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Two caplets of Immodium.





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JOJO Hammer
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


butt plug





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The Sad Banana
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


12 cups of coffee? You might lose after you die, then shite yourself.





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CAD703X
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

Got a bet going that I can't drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon and not go

i drink close to that every day and only poop once in the early morning before i shower.

not sure your point here.






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Louie T
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

Two caplets of Immodium.
Just edited






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TH03
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

How to keep yourself from #2ing?


natural control of bodily functions






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Paul Allen
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


5 hour energy





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BottomlandBrew
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

12+ cups of coffee


Have fun with those heart palpitations.






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FT
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

Have fun with those heart palpitations


This.






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jamboybarry
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon


prepare your anus

and coronary






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BayouBandit24
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Thumb up the ass





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Swoopin
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Perpetual handstand.

(Gravity)






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tigerbutt
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Pretty stupid unless it involves alot of money.


...then it is considered stupid but worth it.



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prison mike 47
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


oh it's a lot of money





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Herschal
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Decaf ftw





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Papa Tigah
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Stick your finger up your arse.





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barry
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


Lethal dose is 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass

So you are good.






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stapuffmarshy
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


quote:

How do I win?



two words:


Colostomy bag


it's not technically #2 if it's not going thru your intestines


and I know this because I fold my TP when wiping my ass






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LSUcdro
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?


oxycontin or heroin FTW


That shite clogs you up



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