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Papa Tigah 
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TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
10130 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:38 pm to Gujam8)
IWHI 
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40 yds to Freedom
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
305 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:39 pm to Gujam8)
NSFW??
nothing is sexier than a female russian accent IMO
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BurasTigah
LSU Fan
I'm Bored...
Member since Dec 2005
3557 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:41 pm to yellowfin)
No, I know a few guys that have done it. They are basically sending half their salary to raise the bride's family (including the old fricks) and pay off the company they ordered from....
One of them is on his second one because the first took off with some other dude as soon as the time limit to be married and keep citizenship expired. She had a kid with him (who the frick knows if it was with him, he won't do DNA because he says it's his since he raised it.) So he has to send her child support. He's an ugly lonely frick, one of those nice guy pushover types.
They are truly insanely frickable though. That part is no joke.
This post was edited on 11/14 at 12:44 pm
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LSUandAU
Texas
Member since Apr 2009
2727 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:46 pm to BurasTigah)
You can get one for $250K to her family and deal broker and she will be bound to you for 3-5 Yrs. During that time, you will get sick from trying to make her like you and frick your fat, gullible arse once a month!
This post was edited on 11/14 at 12:47 pm
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NoHoTiger
LSU Fan
just left of center
Member since Nov 2006
25868 posts
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| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 12:51 pm to Gujam8)
I thought the whole point of paying for sex is so they would leave when it was done? 
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sowega dawg 
USA Fan
Kickin' it in the sticks
Member since May 2011
1319 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:34 pm to Gujam8)
Those are the top shelf ones. Doubt they would send me and you one that looks like that. Lol
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Radiojones
LSU Fan
Dutchtown, LA
Member since Feb 2007
4482 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:35 pm to Gujam8)
Why would I marry a hooker?
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noonan
USA Fan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
25907 posts
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| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:36 pm to Gujam8)
I've met two people with mail order brides, they both seemed happy. And their wives were indeed hot.
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12 
Alabama Fan
DFW for a couple more months
Member since Nov 2010
5935 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:38 pm to Gujam8)
I know what I am asking my wife for this Christmas.
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wickowick
LSU Fan
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
13452 posts
Online
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:38 pm to noonan)
Ukraine sandwiches...
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Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:39 pm to Gujam8)
Whoa, how do they all have supermodel dimensions??
Definitely just looking for a green card by the way. They'll be gone shortly after they come to the states.
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rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
492 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:39 pm to Gujam8)
Only if they are not psycho and like to serve me
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SthGADawg 
Georgia Fan
SE Georgia
Member since Nov 2007
1967 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:43 pm to Gujam8)
#6
over and over and over... 
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Gujam8
Member since Jun 2010
2361 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:57 pm to mommas boy)
quote:
do they speak English?
Really? 
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Gujam8
Member since Jun 2010
2361 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 1:59 pm to 12)
quote:
I know what I am asking my wife for this Christmas.
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AJF 
New Orleans Saints Fan
Jimmy Graham Fanclub, BRAH
Member since Jul 2008
67464 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 2:01 pm to JasonL79)
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love those russian accents.
get moose and squirrel
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Northgate
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2012
2282 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 2:08 pm to AJF)
If its like anything else 'mail Oder' then it looks much better in the catalog ...
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SG_Geaux
USA Fan
Googolplex Posts
Member since Aug 2004
42919 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 2:11 pm to 40 yds to Freedom)
Years ago at my office, we busted a guy for spending literally HALF of his work week every week, surfing the web looking for brides from the Eastern Bloc
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parrotdr
LSU Fan
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
5302 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 2:13 pm to SG_Geaux)
I know several folks with brides from the Phillipines (one a guy I grew up with)...NONE of them are hot...and they all have bad teeth.
Hell, you can get that in Westwego for a hell of a lot cheaper.
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Polycarp
LSU Fan
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
2869 posts
| re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH? (Posted on 11/14/12 at 2:29 pm to parrotdr)
I have two friends that ordered those
. Both suck. One is bat-shite crazy, and will use the credit and debit cards until they run out of funds. The other learned two words in english, baby and divorce..
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