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Papa Tigah
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


IWHI





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40 yds to Freedom
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


NSFW??

nothing is sexier than a female russian accent IMO






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BurasTigah
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


No, I know a few guys that have done it. They are basically sending half their salary to raise the bride's family (including the old fricks) and pay off the company they ordered from....

One of them is on his second one because the first took off with some other dude as soon as the time limit to be married and keep citizenship expired. She had a kid with him (who the frick knows if it was with him, he won't do DNA because he says it's his since he raised it.) So he has to send her child support. He's an ugly lonely frick, one of those nice guy pushover types.

They are truly insanely frickable though. That part is no joke.



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LSUandAU
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You can get one for $250K to her family and deal broker and she will be bound to you for 3-5 Yrs. During that time, you will get sick from trying to make her like you and frick your fat, gullible arse once a month!


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NoHoTiger
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I thought the whole point of paying for sex is so they would leave when it was done?





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sowega dawg
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Those are the top shelf ones. Doubt they would send me and you one that looks like that. Lol





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Radiojones
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


Why would I marry a hooker?





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noonan
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I've met two people with mail order brides, they both seemed happy. And their wives were indeed hot.





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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


I know what I am asking my wife for this Christmas.





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wickowick
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Ukraine sandwiches...









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Pumpkins
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Whoa, how do they all have supermodel dimensions??

Definitely just looking for a green card by the way. They'll be gone shortly after they come to the states.






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rd280z
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


Only if they are not psycho and like to serve me





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SthGADawg
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


#6


over and over and over...






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Gujam8
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quote:

do they speak English?


Really?






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Gujam8
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quote:

I know what I am asking my wife for this Christmas.








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The Sad Banana
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


quote:

love those russian accents.
get moose and squirrel






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Northgate
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


If its like anything else 'mail Oder' then it looks much better in the catalog ...





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SG_Geaux
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Years ago at my office, we busted a guy for spending literally HALF of his work week every week, surfing the web looking for brides from the Eastern Bloc





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parrotdr
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re: Would you like a mail order bride? WOWYH?


I know several folks with brides from the Phillipines (one a guy I grew up with)...NONE of them are hot...and they all have bad teeth.

Hell, you can get that in Westwego for a hell of a lot cheaper.



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Polycarp
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Texas
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I have two friends that ordered those
. Both suck. One is bat-shite crazy, and will use the credit and debit cards until they run out of funds. The other learned two words in english, baby and divorce..






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