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MrBobDobalina
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


quote:

girl


pics






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Iona Fan Man
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


if you can get into his car

sit in the driver's seat and buckle the seatbelt
then where the seatbelt strap hits your collar, mark the seatbelt with some lipstick. Unbuckle and get out.

the GF will always find him with lipstick on his collar






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RonBurgundy
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Sounds like you're in the friend zone







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magildachunks
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Kashonly



Damn dude, you really thought this shite out.



Burner phone is the best idea though. Keep it simple, that's my mantra.






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RonBurgundy
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Keep it simple, that's my mantra.




Then be a man and tell her how you feel.If she doesnt feel the same way, say goodbye. Nothing is simpler than that.






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BTHog
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Film him having sex with your sister.


I mean how bad you want this girl? Sacrifice for it man






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MrCoachKlein
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Have you actually tried any of this?


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magildachunks
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Film him having sex with your sister.




My sister wouldn't go for that.






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Factsman
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Douche move, just wait for zoo boy to chime in





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Iona Fan Man
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Have you actually tried any of this?


key logger and passwords, yes

burner phone, no

lipstick, no

perfume, yes

condom wrapper, no


women are big into smell, ask LLOTOT, if their BFs car smelled of another girls perfume......especially one who had cheated in the past.



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songofthesword
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


i have found that telling my GF's best friend i want her to suck my dick generally will do the trick.





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Scruffy
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


1. Get him hammered
2. Buy Hookers
3. Buy blow
?????
4. Poontown






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Elleshoe
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.





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The Wicker Man
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


get some pics of a hot chick and create a fake FB account. Start talking/flirting w/him and try to set up a meeting, then show the girl the emails





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WeBleedCrimson
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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he's cheated before.


and still together?






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Mizzoufan26
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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Sounds like you're in the friend zone


We have a winner.

Go watch any romantic comedy ever filmed. This will explain the friend zone. (Side note do NOT watch the ending, this is the part where you the dorky douchebag gets the girl, this would not actually happen in real life though)

Honestly, find another girl. Turns out theres lots of them out there. And the less interested you are in her the more interested she will be in you. (frick I just gave you hope again and now you're going to avoid all this advice)






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windriver
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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I'm really not.


Yeah you are.






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Cosmo
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


The OP has no chance, pretty clear he is an AFC and the other guy is an alpha male. Chicks only leave an alpha male for another alpha male.





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windriver
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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The OP has no chance


Clearly






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GeorgeTheGreek
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


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The OP has no chance, pretty clear he is an AFC and the other guy is an alpha male. Chicks only leave an alpha male for another alpha male.


He's probably an ectomorph. Boyfriend is not.






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