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MrBobDobalina 
USA Fan
Mike Rice's house of pain
Member since Oct 2011
1530 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:32 am to magildachunks)
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girl
pics
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Kashonly
Member since Jan 2006
22216 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:32 am to MrCoachKlein)
if you can get into his car
sit in the driver's seat and buckle the seatbelt
then where the seatbelt strap hits your collar, mark the seatbelt with some lipstick. Unbuckle and get out.
the GF will always find him with lipstick on his collar
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RonBurgundy 
LSU Fan
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
6928 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:33 am to Cap Crunch)
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Sounds like you're in the friend zone
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:34 am to Kashonly)
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Kashonly
Damn dude, you really thought this shite out.
Burner phone is the best idea though. Keep it simple, that's my mantra.
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RonBurgundy
LSU Fan
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
6928 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:38 am to magildachunks)
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Keep it simple, that's my mantra.
Then be a man and tell her how you feel.If she doesnt feel the same way, say goodbye. Nothing is simpler than that.
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BTHog 
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jul 2012
7123 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:39 am to magildachunks)
Film him having sex with your sister.
I mean how bad you want this girl? Sacrifice for it man
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MrCoachKlein 
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Sep 2010
3790 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:39 am to Kashonly)
Have you actually tried any of this?
This post was edited on 11/13 at 12:40 am
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magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:39 am to BTHog)
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Film him having sex with your sister.
My sister wouldn't go for that.
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Factsman
LSU Fan
Badstreet USA
Member since Oct 2008
12180 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:41 am to magildachunks)
Douche move, just wait for zoo boy to chime in
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Kashonly
Member since Jan 2006
22216 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:43 am to MrCoachKlein)
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Have you actually tried any of this?
key logger and passwords, yes
burner phone, no
lipstick, no
perfume, yes
condom wrapper, no
women are big into smell, ask LLOTOT, if their BFs car smelled of another girls perfume......especially one who had cheated in the past.
This post was edited on 11/13 at 12:46 am
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songofthesword
Arkansas Fan
lexington, ky
Member since Sep 2011
3582 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:32 am to Kashonly)
i have found that telling my GF's best friend i want her to suck my dick generally will do the trick.
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Scruffy
USA Fan
Team Hugo Stiglitz 4 Life
Member since Jul 2011
17672 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:33 am to magildachunks)
1. Get him hammered
2. Buy Hookers
3. Buy blow
?????
4. Poontown
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Elleshoe 
McNeese State Fan
Waterproof, La
Member since Jun 2004
116127 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:37 am to magildachunks)
You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
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The Wicker Man 
Nebraska Fan
Rag's Dreams/Festus's Nightmares
Member since Oct 2012
528 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:38 am to magildachunks)
get some pics of a hot chick and create a fake FB account. Start talking/flirting w/him and try to set up a meeting, then show the girl the emails
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WeBleedCrimson 
Alabama Fan
Birmingham
Member since Mar 2008
7665 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 3:19 am to magildachunks)
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he's cheated before.
and still together?
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Mizzoufan26 
Georgia Fan
Honolulu, HI
Member since Sep 2012
2092 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 5:03 am to Cap Crunch)
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Sounds like you're in the friend zone
We have a winner.
Go watch any romantic comedy ever filmed. This will explain the friend zone. (Side note do NOT watch the ending, this is the part where you the dorky douchebag gets the girl, this would not actually happen in real life though)
Honestly, find another girl. Turns out theres lots of them out there. And the less interested you are in her the more interested she will be in you. (frick I just gave you hope again and now you're going to avoid all this advice)
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windriver
San Diego State Fan
West Monroe/San Diego
Member since Mar 2006
8656 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 5:19 am to magildachunks)
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I'm really not.
Yeah you are.
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Cosmo 
UNO Fan
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
55088 posts
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 5:29 am to windriver)
The OP has no chance, pretty clear he is an AFC and the other guy is an alpha male. Chicks only leave an alpha male for another alpha male.
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windriver
San Diego State Fan
West Monroe/San Diego
Member since Mar 2006
8656 posts
| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 5:43 am to Cosmo)
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The OP has no chance
Clearly
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GeorgeTheGreek 
Michigan State Fan
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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| re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP** (Posted on 11/13/12 at 6:28 am to Cosmo)
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The OP has no chance, pretty clear he is an AFC and the other guy is an alpha male. Chicks only leave an alpha male for another alpha male.
He's probably an ectomorph. Boyfriend is not.
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