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BTHog
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Dude if you dont have the game to get her on your own dont cock block






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Iona Fan Man
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He works out religiously.


I avoid exercise religiously.



Find a new lady



no not really.

chicks like the body, but then they get annoyed with the mentality of the DBag that needs to work out that much...they will see a "cute belly" after...I hope






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magildachunks
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no not really.

chicks like the body, but then they get annoyed with the mentality of the DBag that needs to work out that much...they will see a "cute belly" after...I hope




Exactly.


He ignores her to go to the gym.


ETA: changing the phrase.




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Tayday
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He works out religiously.


I avoid exercise religiously.

Well maybe she wants a stud and not a dud?






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337tigergirl
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quote: He works out religiously. I avoid exercise religiously. Find a new lady
yep. Girls love that the guy goes to the gym. You will continue to be in the friend zone unless you look great






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magildachunks
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yep. Girls love that the guy goes to the gym. You will continue to be in the friend zone unless you look great




I'm not fat.


I just have better shite to do with my time.






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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Inception





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Iona Fan Man
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Done this before?


I have thought up nearly everything before.

what kinda car does he drive?

grab a cosmo/elle and rip out a "perfume strip" and plant it in his car...it will just be a piece of paper(small, just a piece, not whole page)

whenever she gets into the car...they will fight..."who the frick were you driving".....his lack of answer will only lead her to believe that he's hiding something.

if you could grab a condom wrapper and plant it, when she starts looking and sees the wrapper....he dead






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Set up douche bag to get caught cheating.





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MrCoachKlein
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Iona Fan Man
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MrCoachKlein


good one huh?

plant a man's one in your GFs car

if she isn't asking you about the smell in her car, then dump her, she fricking someone






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Walt OReilly
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do i know this person?





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BTHog
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If youre gonna go that far. Go all the way. Hide a pair of fat girl panties under the passenger seat of his car. But only partly under.





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Iona Fan Man
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If youre gonna go that far. Go all the way. Hide a pair of fat girl panties under the passenger seat of his car. But only partly under.


you'd think, but the panties would be an obvious plant(risk of exposure). A wrapper is just a "piece of trash" that must have just "stuck to my foot"...any guy would rationalize that explanation, but the girl would never believe...because he didn't pass the "sniff test" of my little Cosmo bomb.

plant the wrapper in the passenger side door pocket. he'll never look there but she will see it when she sits down and after smelling a hint of perfume






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NIH
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This guy's obviously packing heat and I don't know if you can compete with that.





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magildachunks
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do i know this person?


You do.


Keep your mouth shut.






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Walt OReilly
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i aint saying anything

hell i dont even know who you're talking about






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MrCoachKlein
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Strategically placed hair clip or hair rubber band could do the trick.
Fog the windows and put a women's size shoe print on the inside of the car window, it'll fog up at this time of the year and be plain as day.

I don't know how you plan on getting into his car though






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magildachunks
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hell i dont even know who you're talking about



Let's keep it that way.


You do know the girl though.






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