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bubbaprohn
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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If you would like to stay home and watch some porn with me though, then let's do that instead.


Winner.






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TDsngumbo
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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Golden rule


No, the golden rule is to always be on the lookout for hot women. Once you spot one, turn in the direction they're walking before she gets there. That way she walks into your view once you're already looking that way.
This way, the wife can't get mad because it doesn't look like you're gawking.
I always did this and when I saw this in Hall Pass, I almost shite my pants






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HarryBalzack
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


Dude, if your wife wants to fly a freak flag, roll with it.

I did with mine. Absolutely no regrets...






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el Gaucho
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


Maybe she's gonna tell you she has herpes and she wanted to be in a sympathetic environment.





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wavebreaker
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New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
467 posts

re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


Food is good. Chicks are hot. What's not to like?

Wife won't care but tough to oogle with your woman around.
Good idea to bring her and not stare at the chicks. Then she won't care next time you go. Sit by a tv.






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heygirl
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


My opinion: the food is good, the beer is good, who doesn't wanna see tits?

My only qualm was ONE time I went, the chick paid absolutely no attention to me



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Breesus
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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No, the golden rule is to always be on the lookout for hot women. Once you spot one, turn in the direction they're walking before she gets there. That way she walks into your view once you're already looking that way.
This way, the wife can't get mad because it doesn't look like you're gawking.
I always did this and when I saw this in Hall Pass, I almost shite my pants


All women ca tell you are doing this. Even his wife in hallpass knows. the golden rule is to find someone you like so much that you dont need to look at other women. And someone who trusts you and isnt a complete nutcase that goes off if your eyes move around a room.






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TigerStripes06
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


So y'all are saying they have food? I guess next you're going to tell me hooters serves food.


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heygirl
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks




You will always take a look, now matter what your gf looks like.

I like see if I can spot hot ones and point them out before he sees them. I usually fail



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heygirl
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


I will not





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OneMoreTime
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


I hope y'all get divorced.





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WikiTiger
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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There's no way I can go in there with the wife and her not start a fight over the way I look at the girls.


wtf?

dude






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Papa Tigah
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Member since Sep 2007
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


Just do it you big wussy.


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bakersman
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avoyelles parish
Member since Apr 2011
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


My wife and i went to a strip club together and we both were judging girls on their talents. Don't see anything wrong with her wanting to go to twin peaks





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jmcs68
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


The meatloaf is really good.





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Breesus
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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I like see if I can spot hot ones and point them out before he sees them.


When i notice i got caught I always say "there's a girl uglier than you." She laughs.






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Methuselah
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


To be honest, this sounds like much ado about nothing. Those kinds of restaraunts are not really very scandolous. Heck, a couple of times we've stopped at Hooters to eat with the kid's teenage baseball/soccer teams and the wives didn't have a problem going.

Now if she wants to go to the Gold Room or a place like that and says, "come on, I'll spring so you can get in the back room as long as I can come too", then I'd start worrying a bit.






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BoobieWatcher
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EMP40 LSU
Member since Mar 2010
379 posts

re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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All women ca [sic] tell you are doing this. Even his wife in hallpass knows.


BS... the only reason the wife in hallpass knew is because the writers were men.

If you get caught doing that you're probably being too obvious.






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LouisianaLady
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Member since Mar 2009
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re: Wife wants to take me to Twin Peaks


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Anyone else have this problem before?


No because I'm not a 5 year old. My SO and I have gone to twin peaks twice and besides the fact that the service sucks and the clientele may be the trashiest in the city, I couldn't give two shits if he looks at some tatted skank waiting tables there.

If anyone's SO is getting mad over such stupid shite like that, it sucks to be you.






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